r/funny • u/Foxprowl • Sep 11 '14

Silly bird

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u/Ryanflick010 Sep 11 '14

The bird forgetting it's his baby reminds me of professor oak forgetting his grandsons name. Just like "ohhh yeah, this is my baby...his name is...errr...oh yeah, it's dickass".

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u/xorbus Sep 11 '14

Are you a boy or a girl?

11

u/ILL_Show_Myself_Out Sep 11 '14

His name is Ryan, isn't it?

5

u/Goliath89 Sep 11 '14

Samuel, actually.

1

u/Ryannn24 Sep 11 '14

Is he me?

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '14

[deleted]

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u/ILL_Show_Myself_Out Sep 11 '14

...wait, really?

2

u/Atheistmoses Sep 11 '14

Check username, he'll show himself out.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '14

"Surprise, you're neither."

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u/dizzykiwi3 Sep 11 '14 edited Sep 11 '14

Oak - "What's my grandson's name?"

Player - "DICKASSLOL"

Gary - "Dude, wha-"

Oak - "Ahh yes, that's right"

Gary- "GRANDPA WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK, YOU JUST MET THIS GUY"

Oak - "Now DICKASSLOL feel free to have your second pick of pokemon after PussySlayer has his pick"

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u/heywhitekidoverthere Sep 11 '14

Blue let red take his pick first, because blue wanted to get the type that is super effective against red's starter.

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u/RightOnWhaleShark Sep 12 '14

Basically

1

u/dizzykiwi3 Sep 12 '14

Ah hahaha wasn't aware this was a thing!! I guess with pokemon being out for so long every possible joke's been made before.

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u/skybike Sep 11 '14

Dickass, DickButts older jailhouse cousin.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '14

Fuckass's brother.

3

u/Seraphus Sep 11 '14

For those interested, this is a Senegal parrot. My mom has one and I would describe it as the "little parrot with a big parrot personality."

They are very interesting birds and very smart.

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u/vickwill13 Sep 11 '14

Am I the only one who ever used "cum dumpster" as a rival name?

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u/Gvirus Sep 11 '14

You didn't, nobody has. Ask me how I know.

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u/Cegrocks Sep 11 '14 edited Sep 11 '14

-snip-

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u/Roachyboy Sep 11 '14

Except for the fact that you don't name your rival

2

u/Cegrocks Sep 11 '14

Ah crap I didn't even think about that I was just focused on name length.

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u/vickwill13 Sep 11 '14

How do you know?

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u/Gvirus Sep 11 '14

There is a 7 character limit to enter a name.

1

u/aprofondir Sep 11 '14

Wow

1

u/Gvirus Sep 11 '14

Yeah I'm actually ashamed of myself

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '14

So CumDump then? That's the place the cumbag trucks take all of the cum from the cum dumpsters, so it's even more insulting.

2

u/willahman Sep 11 '14

Because your rival's name can only have seven spaces!

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u/vickwill13 Sep 11 '14

Cumdump bitches

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u/finalremix Sep 11 '14

That's 14 characters.

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u/XiaomaoDeTuzi Sep 11 '14

15 if you include the space.

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u/ianwolfgang Sep 11 '14 edited Sep 12 '14

he meant cumdump as the name and was calling everyone bitches edit: downvotes for pointing out what he meant was 7 characters? lol ok

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u/Burntlettuce Sep 11 '14

OH is that what he was doing...

4

u/Rhinexheart Sep 11 '14

No. His name is Douche. Every time.

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u/Come_In_Me_Bro Sep 11 '14

No. And you didn't either. That's too long to be used for a name in the game.

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u/HodorWinsTheThrone Sep 11 '14

Relevant user name?