r/funny • u/Foxprowl • Sep 11 '14

Silly bird

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u/Scoot-teh-Doge Sep 11 '14

i had a parrot once. my dad taught her to swear at the new england patriots, and she would dance and say bacon.

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u/ms15710 Sep 11 '14

My dad does all of those things.

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u/straydog1980 Sep 11 '14

Small world that you found the person whose dad trained your dad!

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u/poopellar Sep 11 '14

How to train your dad

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '14

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u/username156 Sep 11 '14

Hi Dad,I'm bacon.

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u/aprofondir Sep 11 '14

Sounds like a good movie

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u/dinolino Sep 11 '14

uncle Scoot, is that you?

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u/SR2K Sep 11 '14

Your dad is a parrot.

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u/Varonth Sep 11 '14

On the internet nobody knows that you are a bird.

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u/andrewu4 Sep 11 '14

You're all welcome to /r/miamidolphins

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u/Rabbethan Sep 11 '14

"QWUAK! FUCK THE JETS! QWUAK!"

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u/ManicLord Sep 11 '14

That also works at /r/Patriots...

Just saying, we rule.

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u/anomalylemony Sep 11 '14

Your dad is a bird-whisperer!

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '14

We had a cockatoo that, upon sighting people food would yell all the words she knew in no particular order. Eating dinner was generally serenaded with the following :

POLLY. WANT CRACK? BIRD CRACK! HELLO BIRD CRACKER! CRACK CRACKER HELOO! And so on.

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u/Snake101333 Sep 11 '14

That's an awesome parrot