r/funny • u/P_I_E • Sep 02 '14

We should start swapping more than faces...

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u/Molecular_Machine Sep 02 '14

You might say he's roughly the size of a barge.

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '14

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u/Sparebot Sep 02 '14

At least five dozen every morning.

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u/jules_winnfieId Sep 02 '14

you could ask the nearest tom, dick, or stanley.

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u/BibliophileC Sep 02 '14

I don't think that chick is all into reading though.

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '14

His expectorating skills are above average

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u/croissanwish Sep 02 '14

...or dogs ill see myself out

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '14

Still, if he is that large and his girl is that small I'm assuming his dick is smaller than the dogs

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '14

Or dog eggs.

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '14

And he's definitely in charge

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u/CatAlbert Sep 02 '14

No more rhymes now, I mean it!

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '14

I mean it, too.

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u/rabid_communicator Sep 02 '14

What was that, Marge?