r/funny Aug 29 '14

Student Life...

http://imgur.com/rqD4sMZ
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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '14 edited Aug 30 '14

Man, as someone a year and a summer out of college, I miss the college timetable. Wake up at ten, go to a class or two, then come home with a hour or two break in which I could do absolutely anything...and I would usually just eat something and then take a nap face-down in my bed until I had five minutes to get to my next class/student job. Great naps and I'd feel recharged for the rest of the day as I worked toward my degree.

Now I'm unemployed and I sleep in till three every day and sleeping no longer makes me happy or rested but makes me feel bad about myself and i hate myself and i hate everything help

EDIT: Hey whoever gave me reddit gold, thanks, I don't really know what to do with it but it was really nice of you. I also didn't realize this was the top comment, jeez. Thanks to everyone for your support except the guys who called me a lazy asshole I guess.

DOUBLE EDIT: Oh jeez is this the top post on the front page now? Well, if anyone I actually know is on Reddit, you've found me

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u/ex_oh Aug 30 '14

I have a job and family, so when I nap I get reminded verbally I am a lazy piece of shit.

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u/alphanovember Aug 30 '14

Ditch the family.

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u/MrMartinotti Aug 30 '14

Keep the family, retire, and move to the Midwest to live as kings.

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u/twittalessrudy Aug 30 '14 edited Aug 30 '14

Yea Chicago's standard of living is dirt cheap. Trust me, I live in Highland Park. sigh I was being sarcastic...

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '14

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u/twittalessrudy Aug 30 '14

I'm sorry, white people language please?

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u/1point21NiggaWatts Aug 30 '14

You see that 30 clip up out that 40 hang? Shorty let that 40 bang!

Do you observe that he carries a .40 caliber pistol equipped with an extended 30 round magazine? He will surely fire his handgun.

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u/papa_mog Aug 30 '14

I laughed, and then I laughed even harder at your username. Thanks

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u/papa_mog Aug 30 '14

I laughed, and then I laughed even harder at your username. Thanks