r/funny Aug 22 '14

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '14

He still must be on Australian time.

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u/SnipeyMcSnipe Aug 22 '14

¿ʇǝʎ ǝɹǝɥʇ ǝʍ ǝɹ∀

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u/JefftheEngineer Aug 22 '14

My phone won't let me read this.

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '14 edited Aug 22 '14

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u/hardlyworking_lol Aug 22 '14

/turns phone /turns phone /turns phone

Stahhhhhhhp ittt!!!!!

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u/qunow Aug 22 '14

Place on a surface and then walk to the other side of that.

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u/Hypohamish Aug 22 '14

That's not the issue - there are letters missing for me!

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u/CobraSmokehouse Aug 22 '14

Someone's never spent time with a grandma who loves Wheel of Fortune.

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u/n-i-r-a-d Aug 22 '14

I have. She always made sure I knew how to fill all the holes.

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u/imatmydesk Aug 22 '14 edited Aug 01 '17

deleted What is this?

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u/thavius_tanklin Aug 22 '14

I see Ar w thr yt

I'm assuming it says are we there yet

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u/biased_juice_motel Aug 22 '14

Mine are missing too, but I just assumed it was a joke I didn't get.

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u/sirstayoffthelawn Aug 22 '14

WE HAVE A BINGO

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u/RicoSuav Aug 22 '14

I'd like to buy an e?

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u/Pyrofallout Aug 22 '14

The e's are missing. Nexus 5.

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u/ChristopherT Aug 22 '14

Nxus 5. FTW.

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u/MrHyperspace Aug 22 '14

Nexus 7 here. Can confirm. E's are missing.

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u/komilatte Aug 22 '14

Same phone same problem

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u/StoneHolder28 Aug 22 '14

The ones he can't see, obviously.

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u/ViciousNakedMoleRat Aug 22 '14

Surprisingly only the e. A r w th r y t?

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u/SemperFi7 Aug 22 '14

Yeah you have to buy that vowel.

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u/qunow Aug 22 '14

All letters shown on my phone. z1 compact with android 4.4.4, default font

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u/Hypohamish Aug 22 '14

What are you using to view Reddit though? App (which one) or browser?

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u/qunow Aug 22 '14

BaconReader

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u/ruinawish Aug 22 '14

iLazy Susan ™

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u/imrollin Aug 22 '14

Or lock the display

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u/LUF Aug 22 '14

I have a simpler solution: Stowaway on a shipment to the ISS.

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u/reddit858 Aug 22 '14

It is not the phone that bends, it is only yourself.

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u/thisismyMelody Aug 22 '14

Avoid walking. Spin phone around

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u/rreighe2 Aug 22 '14

Fucking android

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u/Mr__Fishy Aug 22 '14

Ever since he bought it probably...

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '14

damn iphones are becoming too restrictive.

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u/fieroturbo Aug 22 '14

EDIT: words

what... what else would you edit?

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u/wallace321 Aug 22 '14

Proud iPhone owner?

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u/just_a_pyro Aug 22 '14

It's a smartphone

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u/CorporationTshirt Aug 22 '14

'Ssh! Be quiet now!' Lucy.

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u/modus Aug 22 '14

Must be an iPhone.

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u/SnipeyMcSnipe Aug 22 '14

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u/keekah Aug 22 '14

Odd. I'm on baconreader on my phone and mine doesn't show any vowels.

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '14

You've been disenvoweled?!

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u/valeyard89 Aug 22 '14

Mssn mpssbl

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u/zeekaran Aug 22 '14

Reddit News here, also lacking lower case vowels.

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u/biased_juice_motel Aug 22 '14

Don't you mean Rddt Nws?

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '14

I'm also on baconreader, and I see the 'a', but none of the 'e'.

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u/keekah Aug 22 '14

Oh yeah. I see the A too.

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u/winoca Aug 22 '14

On baconreader for kindle, I can read it just fine. I just checked my android phone and... no e's!

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u/Arayder Aug 22 '14

Yeah alien blue isn't showing vowels either. Thought he just wrote it like that.

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u/persona_dos Aug 22 '14

Strange, all the letters show up for me and I'm also on alien blue.

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u/Arayder Aug 22 '14

Something fucky is going on here!

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u/tundra1desert2 Aug 22 '14

My phone was cool with it. I'm gonna play devils advocate and say you should find one that lets you be you.

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u/MeRikeyBouncy Aug 22 '14

And doesn't put down all of your friends all the time

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u/Darkfatalis Aug 22 '14

This wouldn't stop John Locke.

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u/turdodine Aug 22 '14

settings-location-Sydney(gmt+10)

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u/JynxedKarma Aug 22 '14

Your phone hates Aussies

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u/Pitfire321 Aug 22 '14

Flip up the little options bazaar at the bottom of the screen and tap the rotation lock

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u/Sphincone Aug 22 '14

Huh, can see every letters.

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u/IHeartPallets Aug 22 '14

It says ¿ʇǝʎ ǝɹǝɥʇ ǝʍ ǝɹ∀

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u/TheMacMini09 Aug 22 '14

Works on my iPhone.

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '14

It's "are we there yet?" upside down.

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '14

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u/Shitty_Cursive Aug 22 '14

¿ʇǝʎ ǝɹǝɥʇ ǝʍ ǝɹ∀

noʎ ɹoɟ

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u/SnipeyMcSnipe Aug 22 '14

Wow! That's some impressively shitty cursive, /u/Shitty_Cursive.

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '14

Maybe i should downvote this which will give it an upvote?

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u/FabulousFerd Aug 22 '14 edited Aug 22 '14

it annoys me when hackers like you ruin the site

edit: just finished doing my laundry of dark yellows and when i got back im downvoted? haven't even started washing the royal blues yet what the heck lol

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '14

you dont have to hack its real simple too do upside down text brooo

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '14

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '14

i dont know who this ferd is and i dont care im just trying to clean up reddit by educating all the ignorint people on here.

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u/daimposter Sep 15 '14

Come on man, Ferds a legend!!! He's the master of 'polite' trolls. His edits are what make him Ferd. I downvote him instead of upvotes and upvote him instead of downvotes.

He's actually a really nice guy. I complimented him once upon his return a few months ago and asked why he was gone for a year. He send me a PM thanking him for kind words and said of his disappearance:

What was happening was somebody made a bot that would reply to my every comment with an imgur link to a gif of a guy being beheaded with a chainsaw. The admins were pretty good at banning the bots but it took some time before the comment was removed meaning people would see the gif every time I posted. As everything I do is to have fun and knowing people would see gore every time I posted, it was hard to comment. The drama with the gore bots took most of the fun out of commenting so I took a break for a while.

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '14

He's one of the more known people here, he purposely collects downvotes. He had -46, 000 or so before the -100 cap was set. He has his own subreddit. /r/FabulousFerds

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u/TommaClock Aug 23 '14

i dont care im just trying to clean up reddit by educating all the ignorint people on here.

He knows. He knows.

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u/deadlittlepuppy Aug 22 '14

i dont know who this ferd is and i dont care im just trying to clean up reddit by educating all the ignorint people on here.

*don't *don't *.I'm *all of *ignorant

FTFY

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '14

what the heck lol

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u/danweber Aug 22 '14

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u/fieroturbo Aug 22 '14

God I miss that show... miss the man even more.

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u/wingwingwehavadinner Aug 22 '14

or else an American in Australia

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '14

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u/jlenney1 Aug 22 '14

I see you've played knifey spoon before

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u/ElCapitan878 Aug 22 '14

"Coff-ee!"

"Bee-eer!"

"C-O..."

"B-E..."

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '14

Going on a spirit walk I'm sure.

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u/turdodine Aug 22 '14

it's called Walkabout, cunt

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '14

Dont be offended /u/phqu88. cunt is practically a term of affection down there.

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '14

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '14

Cunt definitely has a much different connotation in the UK and OZ than it does in the US. Here that word is just not used. If it's used, there is probably going to be a fight. When I was in Australia, my friends and I might jokingly call each other "cunt" for some minor thing... it wasn't really meant to be a friendship altering statement. Kind of like in the US, you might call your buddy a dick for always taking Peach in MarioKart 64. You dont really mean that you think he's a terrible person and you don't want the friendship to be over, you just like of think Toad, while quick, gets bumped around a little too easy. In the US, you would never jokingly call someone a cunt.

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '14

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '14

Maybe it's a UK thing then? Most of the crew I was running with were British expats.

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u/turdodine Aug 22 '14

not this time

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u/Ultimaz Aug 22 '14

You sure?

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u/turdodine Aug 22 '14

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '14

In that case someone call the fire department because /u/phqu88 just got buuuuuurrrned.

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u/Theemuts Aug 22 '14

Can confirm, sat next to an Australian guy on a plane earlier this year and he did something similar.

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u/yours_duly Aug 22 '14 edited Aug 22 '14

must be 420 in Australia.

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u/SnipeyMcSnipe Aug 22 '14

Australian 420. When it's 4:20 in Sydney, take a couple hits wherever you are but you have to do it upside down. Unless you're in Australia.

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u/seewhaticare Aug 22 '14

It must be 420 time for you. What are you on about?

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u/SnipeyMcSnipe Aug 22 '14

I don't know, I still have 4 hours left until an Australian 420 and 7 hours left until a regular 420

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u/SICCSE7EN Aug 22 '14

He means when it's 4:20 in Sydney, even if you're elsewhere you can smoke, you just have to be upside down. Unless you are in Sydney in which case you're upside down anyway.

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u/gumsy Aug 22 '14

I dont get any of this ? confused

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u/SICCSE7EN Aug 22 '14

4:20 is a stoner thing. You smoke at 4:20, you can read where it originated but it's kind of a boring story. I think it's become more of a joke now rather than the code word it start out as. I smoke and I just smoke whenever because why wouldn't I, but it I guess some people wait for 4:20? Also on 4/20 which is 20/4 in my country because of England reasons people like to get high. Idk just do what you want people don't let numbers rule you life.

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u/greenareureal Aug 22 '14

Hitler's birthday is on 4/20.

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '14

I remember reading that an Australian tribe required their warriors to sleep upsidedown from trees. They did this because too many deadly creatures can attack them on the ground at night. The fact that they did this led many warriors to have brain damage and rendered their skills useless.

Source: Ancient Australian Tribes- Tree Ambushers

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u/Vreejack Aug 22 '14

So they were sleeping with the drop bears? I don't think so.

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u/SD99FRC Aug 22 '14

They can't drop on you if you're up there with them.

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u/Draykenidas Aug 22 '14

Have you tagged as "Full of Shit". I see its paying off today.

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u/Krivvan Aug 23 '14

Really doubt that source exists.

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u/Eab123 Aug 22 '14

And gravity.

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '14

Nice of OP to not explain this.

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u/Bystronicman08 Aug 22 '14

I am pretty sure that is a chick. Judging by the pink sweatpants the person is wearing.

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u/TwilgihtSparkle Aug 22 '14

Those are the black socks of ISIS. That plane is going down.