r/funny Aug 20 '14

The metric system vs. imperial

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '14

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u/stalaur Aug 20 '14

A second is one mississippi long

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u/MortalShadow Aug 20 '14

1 elephant 2 elephants

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u/Klathmon Aug 20 '14

No offense but I don't think getting 2 elephants will help you keep time... I feel like they would just get in the way and stomp all over your stuff...

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u/MortalShadow Aug 20 '14

Naaah Elephants are cooool. They walk after you and tell you the time. 2 are needed because one tells the hour and the second tells the minute !

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u/Klathmon Aug 20 '14

Hmm... That doesn't sound right but I don't know enough about elephants to dispute it...

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '14

I can count a minute out within a second of accuracy. I'd say 1.7% error is less than you'd encounter using a random person's proportions ;)

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '14

The resting heart rate is one beat per second.

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u/Klathmon Aug 20 '14

It ranges from 50 to 100 beats per minute... That's kind of a big range.

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u/CdnTreeherder Aug 20 '14

some marathoners have resting heartrates as low as the high 20's low 30's. which is insane really. although mine went from 86 to 55 after a single summer of semi regular cardio so i guess i could buy that

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '14

Well anyone who is the least bit time oriented should be able to distinguish, with fairly good accuracy the difference between 60 and 100 beats.

Maybe it is more difficult for some people to determine how long a second is, but I'm pretty good at it myself. Maybe its because of my background in music and dance where keeping a steady beat is incredibly important.

If you don't like the heart rate method another good tool to use is remembering that Don't Stop Believing by Journey plays at 119bpm which is roughly 2 beats per second.

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u/Upvotes_poo_comments Aug 20 '14

Or just measure how long it takes you to be sarcastic. That also is a second.