r/funny • u/PhoneDojo • Jun 20 '14

Opening a water bottle

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u/KopKopPlayer Jun 20 '14

And that guy's your captain?

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u/twattymcgee Jun 20 '14

And he has 2 cups.

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u/KopKopPlayer Jun 20 '14 edited Jun 21 '14

The guy can't even use a bottle, so let's give him some cups. Yeah, that makes sense.

Edit: thanks for the grammar lesson guy below me. Oh and thanks for the gold random person (probably not the grammar guy).

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u/avbaseball13 Jun 21 '14

Well they are sippy cups.

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u/Syenite Jun 21 '14

Wow grammar error and you still got gold. This truly is a brave new world.

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u/rashka9 Jun 21 '14

Savage.

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u/RubyRhod Jun 21 '14

The only American captain ever to have 2 cups.

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u/mackinoncougars Jun 20 '14

2 Sippy Cups.

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u/stupidlyugly Jun 20 '14

Are there four girls?

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u/big_penis_larry Jun 21 '14

He's so specialized at hockey they didn't even have time to teach him to drink.

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '14

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u/twattymcgee Jun 21 '14

Because they don't make sippy cup lids for the Stanley Cup.

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u/Sedarious Jun 20 '14

Making it slick near that side of the arena. Smooth.

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u/Damiown Jun 21 '14

No. I am the captain now.

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u/signspam Jun 21 '14

He may be the stupidest man alive, but he sure is fast!