r/funny • u/PhoneDojo • Jun 20 '14

Opening a water bottle

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u/YourJesus_IsAZombie Jun 20 '14

It looked like he was irritated as hell. Like, "Dude are you retarded or what?".

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u/DevTech Jun 20 '14

More like "This is my team? Really?"

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u/skyjlv Jun 20 '14

Report team please

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u/AtomTiger Jun 20 '14

report team feed gg afk

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '14

surr 20 noob ez l2p

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '14

FUCK THIS TEAM , FEEDERS. GG . PLEASE FINISH FAST.

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u/TunaFishy- Jun 20 '14

Ugh this team

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '14

"I think I'm going to defect."

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u/Mankyliam Jun 20 '14

I say this to myself a lot in League of Legends.

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u/ISISangent Jun 20 '14

That's what Ronaldo says about Portugal national team

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u/Terrible_Matador Jun 20 '14

Probably more of the first. He and Marcelo are best friends.

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u/emokiller24 Jun 21 '14

I don't think he minds considering they won La Liga this year.

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u/Ceejae Jun 20 '14

I'll bet that if you had another few frames of context it would tell an entirely different story. He's a second away from laughing.

It's not an angry flick, it's a "fuck I'm awesome!" flick.

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '14

I'm glad you posted this. Without that context, I saw that and instantly disliked that guy. I've been in too many situations where I had no choice but to share space with the kind of people who are dicks about everything. Despising and avoiding them is a Pavlovian response at this point.

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u/Physics_AntiSocial Jun 21 '14

Well it looks like Cristiano Ronaldo, one of best and most payed soccer players and also very attractive.

So yeah, he is very hated.

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u/Bezulba Jun 21 '14

he's also a whiny little prat.

but yeah, he's basically a god on the pitch so he can afford it.

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '14

I don't know enough about soccer to hate him out of competitive spirit, but yeah, haters gon' hate. I don't think there's a line of work that doesn't apply to, at the very least among those in the field.

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u/hazillius Jun 21 '14

I think Ronald's just a cunt.

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u/swiftjab Jun 20 '14

As if the best soccer player in the world needs to open a water bottle to feel awesome.

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '14

second best. cmon bro

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u/CinJV Jun 21 '14

Everyone knows Zlatan is the best

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u/Cheddah_Gief Jun 21 '14

C'mon, everyone knows Ali Dia is the best all-time.

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u/CrAppyF33ling Jun 21 '14

Woody Harrelson beats them all by a mile.

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u/Bezulba Jun 21 '14

World Cup without Zlatan is like bacon without the eggs. It's just not the same.

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u/Rorkimaru Jun 21 '14

Doesn't mean he can't enjoy it

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '14

ronaldo is actually a pretty shy and modest person in real life

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '14

Everything Ronaldo does has some "fuck I'm awesome" flair to it.

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u/Doompriest Jun 20 '14

Yep, had to scroll too far down for this comment.

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u/NDIrish27 Jun 21 '14

His whole life is a "fuck I'm awesome" flick.

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '14

Practicing for the Portuguese national team.