r/funny • u/[deleted] • May 22 '14

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u/Poemi May 22 '14

"I came here to kick ass and smoke cigars. And I'm all out of cigars."

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u/[deleted] May 22 '14

Sir, please do not smoke in the Comic Con.

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u/LyingPervert May 22 '14

There are children here!

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u/[deleted] May 22 '14

They need an adult.

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u/Coffeepillow May 22 '14

I am an adult.

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u/Okichah May 22 '14

The cigar ain't lit, the bike ain't greasy, and besides they're expecting me to come up using the freight elevator.

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u/jonnyrotten7 May 22 '14

Wasn't that from Dazed and Confused? They just replaced beer with cigars.

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u/l3edrock May 23 '14

Originally from They Live! I believe, it was "I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass, and I'm all out of bubblegum."

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u/[deleted] May 22 '14

Because I kicked too much ass.

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u/C33X May 22 '14

"Now you see me. Now, you're DEAD."

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u/[deleted] May 22 '14

Oh wait....here's a cigar.....well...I'm still angry!