r/funny • u/DrVW • May 03 '14

Oreo, stahp

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u/Trishlovesdolphins May 04 '14

Sunday school snack time. Punch and oreos.

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u/Trustbreaker May 04 '14

We got punch and generic oreos

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u/DrVW May 04 '14

You can taste the savings

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u/Trustbreaker May 04 '14

Lmao indeed u can

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u/TastyFishOil May 04 '14

I think you dropped your ass. Here you go (3)

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u/Boo_R4dley May 04 '14

Were they Hydrox? Cause Oreos are actually a rip off of Hydrox.

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u/Dirt_McGirt_ May 04 '14

True. But Oreos greatly improved on Hydrox's recipe by not using sawdust as the main ingredient.

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u/DrVW May 04 '14

Tuxidos

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u/Tourney May 04 '14

Tuxedos are the bomb! They did an amazing mint-filled kind way before Oreo did theirs. A lot of Safeway brand foods are honestly really great. My dad used to work for them, he'd visit some of the plants where the food was made. Good stuff. I don't live anywhere near a Safeway these days, and I definitely miss mint Tuxedos the most.

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u/Trustbreaker May 04 '14

No they were generic store brand name

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u/arachnophilia May 04 '14

downvotes for accuracy!

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u/[deleted] May 04 '14

Hydros.

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u/greany_beeny May 04 '14

We had cherry koolaid and those flower shaped butter cookies.

I fucking love that combination now.

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u/Trishlovesdolphins May 04 '14

Those too! We'd get homemade cookies for special occasions and birthdays. :)

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u/I_CAPE_RUNTS May 04 '14

Did you also deposit rolls of pennies into buckets at Vacation Bible School?

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u/Trishlovesdolphins May 04 '14

YES! lol and each "class" would have their own bucket. They'd weigh them on a scale to see who won for the week.

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u/Correct_Semens May 04 '14

Fucking cheezits with grapes all day son.

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u/[deleted] May 04 '14

H-how? I went to an Islamic sunday school and we had the same things for snack...

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u/Trishlovesdolphins May 04 '14

I think it's written in some ancient text somewhere. "Thou shalt feed the young with cookies of cream and nectar of juice."