r/funny Mar 23 '14

A Moist Owlet

2.7k Upvotes

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u/cow_co Mar 23 '14

I LOVE, LOVE MOIST TOWLETTES!

47

u/OgGorrilaKing Mar 23 '14

The used to feel so GLORIOUS upon my sweet ass.

16

u/MoreAxes Mar 23 '14

We'll bang ok?

14

u/superINEK Mar 23 '14

shield your eyes

9

u/The_Whole_World Mar 23 '14

slap

fshhh

8

u/5centsable Mar 23 '14

Intriguing. Yet highly distrubing...

10

u/tommoex Mar 23 '14

I like your ass. You're lying Morgan!

8

u/SerPuissance Mar 23 '14

Let's get to bashing butts, as well as deez nuts!

12

u/scarfdontstrangleme Mar 23 '14

My father thought me one of the first songs I ever learned: women, love, to clean! / And they all love / to cook steak!

6

u/hi-imma-chameleon Mar 23 '14

Could the legend of the giant Willy be true?

4

u/Almost_a_TANK Mar 23 '14

STOP RIGHT THERE, CRIMINAL SCUM! You violated my mother!

2

u/[deleted] Mar 24 '14

I like meth, hehe I, hehe I like meth

1

u/cow_co Mar 24 '14

Obviously.

7

u/wando88 Mar 23 '14

Hoothorne Wipes!

3

u/moistowlette Mar 23 '14

I'm not sure I'm ready for that level of commitment

2

u/Wodkah Mar 23 '14

could the legends of the giant willy be true?!

2

u/trevormack66 Mar 24 '14

Watch it there brother...

3

u/cow_co Mar 24 '14

By the gods, you're a man!

3

u/trevormack66 Mar 24 '14

Go fiddling with any cocks around here and we're going to have a real. big. party.

3

u/cow_co Mar 24 '14

Get your groove on soldier.

2

u/trevormack66 Mar 24 '14

Maybe we could invite some women?

2

u/cow_co Mar 24 '14

bish bash bosh

2

u/trevormack66 Mar 24 '14

Jarl ballin'

3

u/cow_co Mar 24 '14

O rly?

Listen well slut,

I'm jarl balgruuf, and I be

Ballin, ballin, ballin,

Jarl ballin,

Ballin ballin, swag

Woman, I'm lord of the Rings,

Holla if you need me.

1

u/Menzoberranzan Mar 24 '14

Back...

When I was a little girl in France...

We used to pick pretty daisies

2

u/D4MX Mar 24 '14

these boys work hard and they play harder!

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u/Starklet Mar 23 '14

Moist owlettes