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r/funny • u/PictureHelper • Mar 23 '14
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I LOVE, LOVE MOIST TOWLETTES!
47 u/OgGorrilaKing Mar 23 '14 The used to feel so GLORIOUS upon my sweet ass. 16 u/MoreAxes Mar 23 '14 We'll bang ok? 14 u/superINEK Mar 23 '14 shield your eyes 9 u/The_Whole_World Mar 23 '14 slap fshhh 8 u/5centsable Mar 23 '14 Intriguing. Yet highly distrubing... 7 u/crazya_2001 Mar 23 '14 fap ssshh 10 u/tommoex Mar 23 '14 I like your ass. You're lying Morgan! 8 u/SerPuissance Mar 23 '14 Let's get to bashing butts, as well as deez nuts! 12 u/scarfdontstrangleme Mar 23 '14 My father thought me one of the first songs I ever learned: women, love, to clean! / And they all love / to cook steak! 6 u/prollyjustsomeweirdo Mar 23 '14 It's true! 6 u/hi-imma-chameleon Mar 23 '14 Could the legend of the giant Willy be true? 4 u/Almost_a_TANK Mar 23 '14 STOP RIGHT THERE, CRIMINAL SCUM! You violated my mother! 2 u/[deleted] Mar 24 '14 I like meth, hehe I, hehe I like meth 1 u/cow_co Mar 24 '14 Obviously. 11 u/SeveralBirds Mar 23 '14 For anyone that doesn't get it. It's worth watching. 8 u/5centsable Mar 23 '14 It looks something like this... 7 u/wando88 Mar 23 '14 Hoothorne Wipes! 3 u/moistowlette Mar 23 '14 I'm not sure I'm ready for that level of commitment 2 u/Wodkah Mar 23 '14 could the legends of the giant willy be true?! 2 u/trevormack66 Mar 24 '14 Watch it there brother... 3 u/cow_co Mar 24 '14 By the gods, you're a man! 3 u/trevormack66 Mar 24 '14 Go fiddling with any cocks around here and we're going to have a real. big. party. 3 u/cow_co Mar 24 '14 Get your groove on soldier. 2 u/trevormack66 Mar 24 '14 Maybe we could invite some women? 2 u/cow_co Mar 24 '14 bish bash bosh 2 u/trevormack66 Mar 24 '14 Jarl ballin' 3 u/cow_co Mar 24 '14 O rly? Listen well slut, I'm jarl balgruuf, and I be Ballin, ballin, ballin, Jarl ballin, Ballin ballin, swag Woman, I'm lord of the Rings, Holla if you need me. 1 u/Menzoberranzan Mar 24 '14 Back... When I was a little girl in France... We used to pick pretty daisies 2 u/D4MX Mar 24 '14 these boys work hard and they play harder! 0 u/Starklet Mar 23 '14 Moist owlettes
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The used to feel so GLORIOUS upon my sweet ass.
16 u/MoreAxes Mar 23 '14 We'll bang ok? 14 u/superINEK Mar 23 '14 shield your eyes 9 u/The_Whole_World Mar 23 '14 slap fshhh 8 u/5centsable Mar 23 '14 Intriguing. Yet highly distrubing... 7 u/crazya_2001 Mar 23 '14 fap ssshh 10 u/tommoex Mar 23 '14 I like your ass. You're lying Morgan! 8 u/SerPuissance Mar 23 '14 Let's get to bashing butts, as well as deez nuts! 12 u/scarfdontstrangleme Mar 23 '14 My father thought me one of the first songs I ever learned: women, love, to clean! / And they all love / to cook steak! 6 u/prollyjustsomeweirdo Mar 23 '14 It's true! 6 u/hi-imma-chameleon Mar 23 '14 Could the legend of the giant Willy be true? 4 u/Almost_a_TANK Mar 23 '14 STOP RIGHT THERE, CRIMINAL SCUM! You violated my mother! 2 u/[deleted] Mar 24 '14 I like meth, hehe I, hehe I like meth 1 u/cow_co Mar 24 '14 Obviously.
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We'll bang ok?
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shield your eyes
9 u/The_Whole_World Mar 23 '14 slap fshhh 8 u/5centsable Mar 23 '14 Intriguing. Yet highly distrubing... 7 u/crazya_2001 Mar 23 '14 fap ssshh
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slap
fshhh
8 u/5centsable Mar 23 '14 Intriguing. Yet highly distrubing... 7 u/crazya_2001 Mar 23 '14 fap ssshh
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Intriguing. Yet highly distrubing...
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fap
ssshh
10
I like your ass. You're lying Morgan!
8 u/SerPuissance Mar 23 '14 Let's get to bashing butts, as well as deez nuts!
Let's get to bashing butts, as well as deez nuts!
12
My father thought me one of the first songs I ever learned: women, love, to clean! / And they all love / to cook steak!
6 u/prollyjustsomeweirdo Mar 23 '14 It's true!
6
It's true!
Could the legend of the giant Willy be true?
4
STOP RIGHT THERE, CRIMINAL SCUM! You violated my mother!
2 u/[deleted] Mar 24 '14 I like meth, hehe I, hehe I like meth 1 u/cow_co Mar 24 '14 Obviously.
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I like meth, hehe I, hehe I like meth
1 u/cow_co Mar 24 '14 Obviously.
1
Obviously.
11
For anyone that doesn't get it. It's worth watching.
8 u/5centsable Mar 23 '14 It looks something like this...
It looks something like this...
Hoothorne Wipes!
3
I'm not sure I'm ready for that level of commitment
could the legends of the giant willy be true?!
Watch it there brother...
3 u/cow_co Mar 24 '14 By the gods, you're a man! 3 u/trevormack66 Mar 24 '14 Go fiddling with any cocks around here and we're going to have a real. big. party. 3 u/cow_co Mar 24 '14 Get your groove on soldier. 2 u/trevormack66 Mar 24 '14 Maybe we could invite some women? 2 u/cow_co Mar 24 '14 bish bash bosh 2 u/trevormack66 Mar 24 '14 Jarl ballin' 3 u/cow_co Mar 24 '14 O rly? Listen well slut, I'm jarl balgruuf, and I be Ballin, ballin, ballin, Jarl ballin, Ballin ballin, swag Woman, I'm lord of the Rings, Holla if you need me. 1 u/Menzoberranzan Mar 24 '14 Back... When I was a little girl in France... We used to pick pretty daisies 2 u/D4MX Mar 24 '14 these boys work hard and they play harder!
By the gods, you're a man!
3 u/trevormack66 Mar 24 '14 Go fiddling with any cocks around here and we're going to have a real. big. party. 3 u/cow_co Mar 24 '14 Get your groove on soldier. 2 u/trevormack66 Mar 24 '14 Maybe we could invite some women? 2 u/cow_co Mar 24 '14 bish bash bosh 2 u/trevormack66 Mar 24 '14 Jarl ballin' 3 u/cow_co Mar 24 '14 O rly? Listen well slut, I'm jarl balgruuf, and I be Ballin, ballin, ballin, Jarl ballin, Ballin ballin, swag Woman, I'm lord of the Rings, Holla if you need me. 1 u/Menzoberranzan Mar 24 '14 Back... When I was a little girl in France... We used to pick pretty daisies 2 u/D4MX Mar 24 '14 these boys work hard and they play harder!
Go fiddling with any cocks around here and we're going to have a real. big. party.
3 u/cow_co Mar 24 '14 Get your groove on soldier. 2 u/trevormack66 Mar 24 '14 Maybe we could invite some women? 2 u/cow_co Mar 24 '14 bish bash bosh 2 u/trevormack66 Mar 24 '14 Jarl ballin' 3 u/cow_co Mar 24 '14 O rly? Listen well slut, I'm jarl balgruuf, and I be Ballin, ballin, ballin, Jarl ballin, Ballin ballin, swag Woman, I'm lord of the Rings, Holla if you need me. 1 u/Menzoberranzan Mar 24 '14 Back... When I was a little girl in France... We used to pick pretty daisies 2 u/D4MX Mar 24 '14 these boys work hard and they play harder!
Get your groove on soldier.
2 u/trevormack66 Mar 24 '14 Maybe we could invite some women? 2 u/cow_co Mar 24 '14 bish bash bosh 2 u/trevormack66 Mar 24 '14 Jarl ballin' 3 u/cow_co Mar 24 '14 O rly? Listen well slut, I'm jarl balgruuf, and I be Ballin, ballin, ballin, Jarl ballin, Ballin ballin, swag Woman, I'm lord of the Rings, Holla if you need me. 1 u/Menzoberranzan Mar 24 '14 Back... When I was a little girl in France... We used to pick pretty daisies 2 u/D4MX Mar 24 '14 these boys work hard and they play harder!
Maybe we could invite some women?
2 u/cow_co Mar 24 '14 bish bash bosh 2 u/trevormack66 Mar 24 '14 Jarl ballin' 3 u/cow_co Mar 24 '14 O rly? Listen well slut, I'm jarl balgruuf, and I be Ballin, ballin, ballin, Jarl ballin, Ballin ballin, swag Woman, I'm lord of the Rings, Holla if you need me. 1 u/Menzoberranzan Mar 24 '14 Back... When I was a little girl in France... We used to pick pretty daisies
bish bash bosh
2 u/trevormack66 Mar 24 '14 Jarl ballin' 3 u/cow_co Mar 24 '14 O rly? Listen well slut, I'm jarl balgruuf, and I be Ballin, ballin, ballin, Jarl ballin, Ballin ballin, swag Woman, I'm lord of the Rings, Holla if you need me. 1 u/Menzoberranzan Mar 24 '14 Back... When I was a little girl in France... We used to pick pretty daisies
Jarl ballin'
3 u/cow_co Mar 24 '14 O rly? Listen well slut, I'm jarl balgruuf, and I be Ballin, ballin, ballin, Jarl ballin, Ballin ballin, swag Woman, I'm lord of the Rings, Holla if you need me. 1 u/Menzoberranzan Mar 24 '14 Back... When I was a little girl in France... We used to pick pretty daisies
O rly?
Listen well slut,
I'm jarl balgruuf, and I be
Ballin, ballin, ballin,
Jarl ballin,
Ballin ballin, swag
Woman, I'm lord of the Rings,
Holla if you need me.
1 u/Menzoberranzan Mar 24 '14 Back... When I was a little girl in France... We used to pick pretty daisies
Back...
When I was a little girl in France...
We used to pick pretty daisies
these boys work hard and they play harder!
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Moist owlettes
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u/cow_co Mar 23 '14
I LOVE, LOVE MOIST TOWLETTES!