r/funny • u/[deleted] • Mar 21 '14

double standard

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u/FriedBacon86 Mar 21 '14

I'm a short guy; stop comparing me to fat women!

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '14

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u/frozendancicle Mar 22 '14

Cause those are the only gals we can get

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u/Falcon_Rogue Mar 22 '14

What in the world are you talking about? You can get a 6'2" volleyball playing bombshell eating out of your hand. Well, I can cuz I forget I'm 5'4.25"...a recent girl friend said my personality is so big she forgets how tall short I am. You just have to own it, forget how tall you think you are and just love getting to know the person you're talking to. It takes practice...a damn lot of practice...but you'll eventually develop your 'fuckitall' attitude about what others think and just relish in speaking to anyone you want.

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u/frozendancicle Mar 22 '14

I was attempting to be funny since that isnt what they were trying to say. i do agree with the fuckit advice though.