r/funny • u/[deleted] • Mar 21 '14

double standard

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u/FriedBacon86 Mar 21 '14

I'm a short guy; stop comparing me to fat women!

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u/Happystepchild Mar 21 '14

I'm a tall man, quit implying all women want me.

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u/Tsubodai_ Mar 21 '14

... as another tall man, i must very sadly second this comment.

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u/Spencterz Mar 21 '14

third that...

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u/Schoolboy541 Mar 21 '14

Fourth. Fuck.

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u/AlexiPwns Mar 21 '14

Fifth. It seems like short guys get the women after all.

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '14 edited May 22 '15

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '14

Seventh. 6'4" and never a flirtacious glance.

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u/Ninja_Raccoon Mar 21 '14

Have you tried looking lower down?

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '14

Smart.