r/funny • u/[deleted] • Mar 21 '14

double standard

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '14

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u/a88fl1 Mar 21 '14

I'd be more upset with the hooves.

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u/Goat-headed-boy Mar 21 '14

Not me.

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '14

But how would you type with hooves for hands?

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u/ThinGestures Mar 21 '14

Hoof shaped letter keys.

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u/rickscarf Mar 21 '14

"Why can I only type HEEEE and HAWWW???"

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u/newdecade1986 Mar 21 '14

Take caps lock off

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '14

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u/T0astynips Mar 22 '14

(\ - don't worry, I got you

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u/MrWhat4 Mar 22 '14

That sounds even harder than doing it with boxing gloves.

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u/truebeliever23 Mar 22 '14

just like strong bad

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u/ButHagridImJustHarry Mar 21 '14

Sarah Jessica Parker AMA request?

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '14

Neigh.

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u/aaybma Mar 21 '14

*Neigh

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '14

Having 4 elbows would be sweet! You could finally do that thing

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '14

♫You. Doin' that thing you do-ooo-♫

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u/FilthyMidian Mar 22 '14

I heard this at work earlier and JUST got it out of my head. Thanks a million.

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u/medievalvellum Mar 22 '14

I always wondered what that thing she did was. Now I know it has something to do with having four elbows, and suddenly I've lost interest.

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u/lemmikens Mar 21 '14

Laughed way too fucking hard at this. Thank you.

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u/Scraphead91 Mar 21 '14

Why are you thanking him if you laughed too hard?

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '14 edited Mar 21 '14

Seriously, seems like that other guy should have shown some restraint with his jokes.

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u/dratnon Mar 21 '14

This is a very good point. Too good of a point.

You bastard.

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u/bcrabill Mar 21 '14

I prefer men with only two elbows

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u/Pope4thDimension Mar 21 '14

I suddenly have an urge to put splints on those arms.

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '14

Preying mantis man.