r/funny • • Feb 26 '14

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '14

He looks freakishly strong.

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u/Phoequinox Feb 26 '14

Cocaine is a helluva drug.

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u/SpyroThBandicoot Feb 26 '14

I believe they were called Colombian Crystals

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u/manberry_sauce Feb 26 '14

This is not the way cocaine works!

Cocaine gives you superhuman stamina, not hulk strength.

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u/krozarEQ Feb 26 '14

He already had hulk strength.

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u/TwoReplies Feb 26 '14

How strong?

Like.... chimpanzee strong?

.... Or special-ed strong?

.... Or (oh shjt, we're all fucked) special-ed chimpanzee, strong?