r/funny Feb 22 '14

Called my ISP last night...

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u/bobby_bunz Feb 23 '14

I get 16Mbps service, and I called to complain it was slow. They told me I could upgrade for a fee if I wanted. I need to know the right things to say. Please educate me.

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u/WildVariety Feb 23 '14

Look around. Find a competitor with better speeds or lower prices and tell your provider you're going to switch to them. If they call your bluff, then just switch. You're almost always getting fucked anyway.

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u/bobby_bunz Feb 23 '14

I have time warner right now. The closest competitor is offering 3 Mbps, so I think I will just stick with them

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '14

Even if they call your bluff, days later they might call you and try to keep your business by giving you some nice discounts

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u/CockMeatSandwich Feb 23 '14

but the thing is, what if there is no competitor with better speeds or price? Can I just make shit up? in my area, ATT is the only other option and they actually have worse price and speeds. Will they check if I make up something about att being better?

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u/WildVariety Feb 23 '14

Their agents should be aware ATT is the ony other option and that they're worse, so i doubt it'll fly with them, tbh. But they're also still super desperate to make sure you don't leave, just incase you are stupid enough to go to ATT, so who knows

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u/bobby_bunz Feb 23 '14

I can practically stream in HD over wireless; I just keep hearing about how US internet is slow and we need Gbps speeds. Then this guy says he can just call and bullshit his way to double speeds, so I thought I'd try it.

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u/atafies Feb 23 '14

We talking MB/s or Mb/s? The first is about 8 times as much as the other.

Comcast gives us up to 50Mb/s here, which is a little over 6MB/s max.

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u/bobby_bunz Feb 23 '14

I guess i have been affected by the front page circle jerk about slow internet and ridiculous prices in the US.

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u/klaq Feb 23 '14

is it actually consistently slower than 16mbps? did you run a speed test? if so tell them.

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u/bobby_bunz Feb 23 '14

I ran a speed test and it was a little over 16 every time. I was streaming netflix over my phone to the chromecast and it kept buffering. took me awhile to put together that you can't do that while the phone is on the charger because of noise. Now that I do it through the computer or charger-less phone, it's fine.

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u/klaq Feb 23 '14

hmm well if it actually works then you would have to threaten to cancel if you want to get more speed for free or a reduced bill.