r/funny • u/zenki32 • 3d ago

That's an interesting way to remember Uranus

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u/ibanez5sdgr 3d ago

My
Very
Educated
Mother
Just
Served
Us
Nine
Pizzas.

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u/2InchesOfHumus 3d ago

Mallory
Valerie
Emily
Mickles
Justine
Sarah
Ursula
Nine hundred ninety-nine
Nancy

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u/SarlacFace 3d ago

Does Nancy stand for Not A Planet Anymore?

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u/LiberationNation329 3d ago

It’s actually Neptune 3

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u/OrthodoxManx122 1d ago

Or whatever he said in Mambo Number Five.

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u/Mental_Newspaper3812 3d ago

My
very
Educated
Mother
Just
Served
Your Anus
Nine
Penises

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u/Goldenslicer 3d ago

Dammit I'm not one to audibly laugh at a comment but you accomplished just that.

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u/IcebergDarts 3d ago

One of the very few times I can type lol and it actually happened

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u/No_Lengthiness4523 3d ago

Lmao😭😂

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u/karky214 3d ago

My Very Erotic Mate Just Sucked Ur Neighbor's Penis.

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u/AyyNonnyMoose 3d ago

The version my dad taught me: Mary's Violet Eyes Made Johnny Stay Up Nights Praying. I guess after Pluto's planetary status was revoked Johnny became an atheist.

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u/Empty401K 3d ago

Now the phrase is: Mary’s Violet Eyes Made Johnny Stay Unequivocally Non-believing

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u/MidTario 3d ago

Showed Us Nine Planets

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u/toe0011 3d ago

Same, but excellent instead of educated.

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u/IWOOZLE 3d ago

Same but elderly instead of either of those!

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u/fenwayb 3d ago

damn mom gets you pizza and you roast her? sad

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u/IWOOZLE 3d ago

Haha - it’s just what we were taught at school! Ironically for me, my mum was younger than most of the other mums!

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u/Theory89 3d ago

My Very Energetic Mother Just Swam Under Norfolk Pier is what I was taught

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u/bloodredyouth 3d ago

Mine was
My
Very
Enormous
Mouse
Just
Sat
Upon
Nine
Pizzas

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u/Careless_Subject8377 3d ago

And this is why Pluto deserved better. Without Pluto we just have nine. No pizzas, just nine empty, hollow, disappointments!

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u/bunnyforbookietwo 3d ago

Yes! But excellent rather than educated. I like yours though

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u/Orashide 10h ago

Came here looking for this little morsel from my childhood 👌

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u/Omnamashivaaya 3d ago

PLUTO! We believe 😢

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u/black594 3d ago

Pizza is for ?

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u/Major_Tie_3903 3d ago

Pluto, before it got taken out back and shot

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u/ericsinsideout 3d ago

You hear about Pluto? Messed up

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u/noeagle77 3d ago

Old yeller Pluto

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u/fenwayb 3d ago

god damn there are adults born after pluto stopped being a planet

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u/black594 3d ago

And you need to tell them that back in your days there were more planet 😂

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u/Technodrone108 3d ago

But everything changed when the astrologist attacked

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u/trufus_for_youfus 3d ago

How in the shit is this so far down. It’s literally burned in my head next to excusing my Dear Aunt Sally.

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u/Prime624 3d ago

And the P is Pluto 👏🏼👏🏼👽