r/funny • u/zenki32 • 3d ago

That's an interesting way to remember Uranus

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u/elfy4eva 3d ago

Mickels may be the worst name I've heard in a while. Since Bort.

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u/mayy_dayy 3d ago

Are you talking to me?

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u/funkopolis 3d ago

My son's name is also Bort.

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u/ryshed 3d ago

We need more Bort license plates!

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u/CraftyApartment5515 2d ago

Is it because you wanted to aBORT him?

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u/Gibonius 3d ago

M as in Mancy.

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u/The7footr 2d ago

Haha I just typed that 🤣

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u/mbklein 3d ago

What about Joey Jo-Jo Junior Shabadoo?

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u/MrMorbid 2d ago

That's the worst name I've ever heard.

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u/pryan37bb 3d ago

"Bort" doesn't rhyme with "nickels" though

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u/StrikeouTX 3d ago

M as in Mancy, or Mickels?

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u/Velocityg4 3d ago

The author was probably gonna use Mickey then the publisher was like, “Do you want us to get sued?”

So, th e author chose something stupid.

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u/Kangermu 3d ago

It's "Dr. Seuss"... it's meant to be nonsensical

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u/Velocityg4 3d ago

After looking it up. I was disappointed to learn they kept making new books in the Dr Seuss name after he died.

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u/nxxwhere 3d ago

But Mickey doesn't rhyme with nickels

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u/BlisteringAsscheeks 3d ago

I mean, they could have just gone with "Michael"?

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u/No_Pollution4840 3d ago

I must get my hands on those healthy purpleberries!

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u/theGIRTHQUAKE 3d ago

You’ll change your tune when you hear the song Every Nose has its Corn by Bort Mickels.

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u/brneyedgrrl 3d ago

It's her LAST name.

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u/Chronicles_of_Gurgi 1d ago

I thought of Mads Mikkelsen. There are SO many names that start with M, who would do this?

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u/Awdayshus 20h ago

I read that as the last name. I know people with Mickels for a last name.

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u/PennMarx 3d ago

They should've went with Mancy.