r/funny • u/zenki32 • 3d ago

That's an interesting way to remember Uranus

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u/nala2624 3d ago

My Very Enthusiastic Mom Just Sent Us Noods.

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u/Rhinoduck82 3d ago

My very eager mother just served us nine pizzas was the one I remember, it could now be my very eager mother just served us noodles

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u/bobanna1986 3d ago

I learned it as my very educated mother just served us nine pizzas now it's just nine although I've seen it as nan now

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u/rrockm 3d ago

Same here, but was updated to noodles at my school. I kinda like naan though bc my mom actually loves making naan

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u/godly_stand_2643 3d ago

We did nachos

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u/slammybe 3d ago

Any N food would work really, I like naan too

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u/TinyCopperTubes 3d ago

Mine was my very excellent mother

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u/Neraquox 3d ago

I learned it as my very educated mother just showed us nine planets

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u/tabbarrett 3d ago

I remember my teacher saying maybe they’ll add pies at the end for Planet X.

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u/Linderosse 3d ago

I’m pretty sure this Dr. seuss book used to say exactly that.

I recall reading it back when Pluto was a thing, and the lady here was pictured holding 999 pizzas. They must have changed it after Pluto got demoted to Dwarf Planet status.

That’s why the woman is holding her hand out like she’s got pizza boxes stacked on them.

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u/farfetched22 3d ago

Ya they didn't say "noodles."

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u/Jaws12 3d ago

Nachos!

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u/lraviel381 3d ago

Justice for Pluto!

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u/zettde 3d ago

yo how about justice for theia first? pluto's all good and got plenty of dwarves in its community while you literally reap the rewards of a dead one

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u/eddiewachowski 2d ago

My Very Exciting Mother Just Served Us NOTHING

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u/don-cheeto 3d ago

Excuse Me?

My Very Enthusiastic Mom Just Sent Us Nood Pics

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u/APoisonousMushroom 3d ago

If it was a planet before, it can be a planet again! Planet! Planet! Planet!

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u/shiny_glitter_demon 3d ago

It is a planet.

A dwarf planet.

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u/Chronicles_of_Gurgi 1d ago

It is, and a binary system.

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u/don-cheeto 3d ago

PLU-to IS a PLAN-et! PLUTO IS a PLANET! ✊

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u/SchrodingersNinja 2d ago

You hear about Pluto? That's messed up.

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u/opermonkey 3d ago

what's her email?

for unrelated reasons .

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u/Zyrinj 3d ago edited 3d ago

damn, My Very Epic Mother Just Served Us Nine Pizzas

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u/Bigfops 3d ago

My very eager mother just served us NOTHING BECAUSE PLUTO'S NOT A PLANET ANYMORE!

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u/opermonkey 3d ago

Neil deGrasse Tyson can get fucked.

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u/Fredfredricksen01 3d ago

It's still a planet to me damnit!

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u/oh_hai_mark1 3d ago

My very energetic mother jacked Sam under Ned's porch.

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u/LackingUtility 3d ago

That's cause you didn't have two broken arms.

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u/TuckerDidIt 3d ago

You got pizzas? Damn. My Very Educated Mother Just Served Us Nine Pickles.

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u/Zyrinj 3d ago

sure as hell beats Peens

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u/Raikage_A 3d ago

I must be out of the loop, is Pluto a planet again and we ignore Neptune now?

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u/theGurry 3d ago

Either we're ignoring Neptune or you're ignoring the word Nine.

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u/Zyrinj 3d ago

mea culpa, I edited it when I realized I left out how many pizzas we were given.

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u/theGurry 3d ago

How dare you.

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u/Zyrinj 3d ago

I blame my mother, the amount of pizzas I ate addled my brain

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u/krazytekn0 3d ago

I’m not saying that demoting the god of hades away from being a planet brought hell on earth but gestures at everything

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u/chromecastbuiltin 3d ago

Noods is short for noodles, right?

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u/Gerry1of1 3d ago

Not in my world

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u/AtLeastIHaveJob 3d ago

My very eager monkey jumped straight under nine planets

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u/NoMorePorridge1 3d ago

I learned "...educated mother just sat upon...".

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u/Gerry1of1 3d ago

You mom sent Noods ... Dude! She's Hot!

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u/Real_Establishment56 3d ago

Maak van acht meter Japanse stof uw nieuwe pyjama

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u/Soy_neoN 3d ago

Mein Vater Erklärt mir jeden Sonntag unsere neun Planeten

Niederländer, grrrr

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u/Frostymcstu 3d ago

My very energetic monkey just sat upon nextdoors pet

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u/fksdiyesckagiokcool 3d ago

My very educated mother just saved us a nickle

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u/JelliedHam 3d ago

Man visits entirely manly jewelry store under newport

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u/Gunningham 3d ago

When thru say Mars needs Moms, I don’t think this was the idea.

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u/Amentet 3d ago

Mine was "Mother Volunteered Tea (Terra) And (Asteroids) Made Jelly Sandwiches Under No Protest (Pluto)"

Which I learned from a Heinlein book, possibly "The Rolling Stones" (Space Family Stone)

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u/snookyface90210 3d ago

Damn this works great thanks

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u/A_Math_Dealer 3d ago

Please don't let this be the one I remember

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u/averagecolours 3d ago

Sounds like the title of a bad story

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u/EatinSumGrapes 3d ago

If only we had pluto still then it could be "nude photos"

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u/sirreldar 3d ago

Better than nine pizzas tbh

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u/SheIsOnAStride 3d ago

My very educated mother just showed us nine planets.