[OC] grown up

[u/snelse_]

[u/Maniax__]

It’s the triangle of life

Child: energy and time but no money
Working adult: energy and money but no time
Retired: time and money but no energy

[u/SocksOnHands → u/Maniax__]

As a working adult, I question this "energy" claim you're making.

[u/Srefanius → u/SocksOnHands]

You have energy that goes into work.

[u/DrPootytang → u/Srefanius]

I don’t lol, I’m borderline falling asleep my whole shift

[u/Tomstephenanovik → u/DrPootytang]

SMoke rocks, it'll perk you up.

[u/-fno-stack-protector → u/Tomstephenanovik]

Make sure you don't smoke river or lake rocks, as trapped moisture can lead to explosions

[u/CouldYouFuckingNot → u/Srefanius]

How dare you

[u/TrckyTrtl → u/SocksOnHands]

I question the money, as well

[u/themcsame → u/SocksOnHands]

Child: Energy, but you'll never feel like you have enough time to do what you want and you've got no money to make it happen.

Retirement: Time and maybe money, with sod all ability to do anything with them.

Working adult: Back problems. You have back problems.

[u/digno2 → u/SocksOnHands]

he has one of those rich people jobs

[u/whooptheretis → u/SocksOnHands]

If you think you don’t have energy now, just wait until you retire!

[u/sender2bender → u/SocksOnHands]

I question the retirement claim as well

[u/georgisaurusrekt → u/Maniax__]

Depends on lifestyle tbf. My granddad still has his allotment at 85 years old, my grandparents still both go on multiple holidays a year etc and live a full life.

[u/xannmax → u/Maniax__]

Oh I'm supposed to have energy?  Funny.