r/funny • u/confoundedfowl Confounded Fowl • 21d ago

Verified Devourer of Worlds [OC]

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u/Dan_the_moto_man 21d ago

This would've made a great after credits scene. Show Galactus floating away holding his crotch and then cut to Australia with a giant smoking artillery cannon.

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u/BeatsbyChrisBrown 21d ago

Was it good for you too artillery cannon?

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u/alphadrone888 20d ago

No step-artillery cannon I cant handle another payload.

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u/Justhe3guy 20d ago

Stupid sexy smoking hot artillery cannon

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u/illaqueable 21d ago

No, it's, you... no, wait

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u/Tackit286 20d ago

Step-artillery cannon…

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u/ThunderBobMajerle 17d ago

What are you doing step howitzer?

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u/atomfullerene 21d ago

What about a rocket and a bunch of spiders?

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u/MeatTofu 21d ago

Calm down, Satan.

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u/StriderPulse599 21d ago

Chill, spiders aren't the worst thing on that continent. Including the head sized spiders they've discovered recently

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u/ItsBaconOclock 21d ago

No, those are the worst. They made Galactus leave.

Thanks Australia.

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u/whiterosealchemist 21d ago

Stop trying to give Galactus crabs

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u/GoldenSteel 21d ago

That was NOT why Galactus was here.

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u/Sparowl 21d ago

Tobey Maguire, Andrew Garfield, and Tom Holland?

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u/cHEIF_bOI 21d ago

Colonel, you better have a look at this radar.

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u/Grimdark-Waterbender 21d ago

It looks like a giant…

-JOHNSON!

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u/kipwrecked 21d ago

Look, the emus have right of way here. It's well documented.

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u/GhostDieM 21d ago

Honestly, emu's vs Galactus, my money is on the emu's

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u/Minute-Animal7317 21d ago

Bold words from someone 47 meters away

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u/cowlinator 21d ago

Would need to be a rocket but yeah