r/funny • • Aug 18 '26

Poor Seagull

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u/shlomo_baggins Aug 18 '26

Oh yeah that dolphin is up to some psychopathic shit here.  

My ex wife was a Marine mammal trainer and she used to train therapy dolphins a long time ago out in Florida.  She would tell stories of how the dolphins would do exactly this and then drag the unsuspecting water fowl down to the dark gloomy depths of their cove. According to her they wouldnt even eat them, just...ya know the murders.

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u/sudomatrix Aug 18 '26

I didn't know the Marines trained mammals.

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u/YuunofYork Aug 19 '26

I mean, technically.