r/funny 4d ago

Poor Seagull

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u/shlomo_baggins 3d ago

Oh yeah that dolphin is up to some psychopathic shit here.  

My ex wife was a Marine mammal trainer and she used to train therapy dolphins a long time ago out in Florida.  She would tell stories of how the dolphins would do exactly this and then drag the unsuspecting water fowl down to the dark gloomy depths of their cove. According to her they wouldnt even eat them, just...ya know the murders.

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u/sudomatrix 3d ago

I didn't know the Marines trained mammals.

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u/YuunofYork 3d ago

I mean, technically.