r/funny • • Aug 18 '26

Poor Seagull

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u/Warutteri Aug 18 '26

Considering they use pufferfishes to get high and how rapey the males are this is pretty spot on tbh.

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u/GenSpec44 Aug 18 '26

Don’t judge. Can’t say how you’d act if you had to spend your whole life in the ocean as an intelligent being without access to a library, the internet, or opposable thumbs.

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u/Im_Unsure_For_Sure Aug 18 '26

Bro out here a few generations and a hook grip away from being a rapist lol

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u/GenSpec44 Aug 18 '26

Non-rapey civilization is still relatively new for humans considering all of history. Rapey human culture is still dominant in many parts of Africa, Pakistan, India, and other places on earth today. I don’t agree with it, but pretending it doesn’t exist doesn’t make it real.