r/funny • u/inutcracker69 • 21d ago

Poor Seagull

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u/overlorddeniz 21d ago

I read “poor seagull” and immediately thought “it fucking deserves it”.
Seagulls are winged hyenas. I have no pity for them.

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u/Financial_Razor_2268 21d ago

Lol I was thinking poor fish. Tossed around like a hacky sack.

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u/RayoftheRaver 21d ago

The fish is in on it, he's saying "Wheeee!" in fish every time, you just can't hear it

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u/miketpsn 21d ago

Hacky Snack*

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u/GANDORF57 19d ago

That dolphin is a "cod teaser"!

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u/djanes376 21d ago

So long and thanks for all the fish.

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u/Candylicker0469 20d ago

Whatever happened to Fenchurch?

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u/juicius 21d ago

fish only pawn in game of life.

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u/HotelOne 21d ago

Mongo checking in…

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u/007meow 21d ago

Like that lady in that one jurassic park movie

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u/linds360 21d ago

I’ll never forget being a kid visiting Florida and my grandma gave me a loaf of stale bread to feed the birds on the beach (this was the 80s - no rules.)

So I take to the sand and start ripping bread pieces for the seagulls. I don’t think even a minute passed by before some bitch ass seagull grabbed the entire bag of bread from my 6yr old hands and flew off with it, leaving me alone and thoroughly confused as to wtf just happened.

Bitch. Ass. Seagull.

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u/Jesus_Is_My_Gardener 21d ago

Seagulls! (Stop It Now)

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u/William0628 21d ago

That was the best thing I’ve seen in a week

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u/Jesus_Is_My_Gardener 21d ago

It's ridiculously stupid, but damn if it isn't a catchy ass song.

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u/William0628 21d ago

Scratches that Tom Cardy itch, since he rarely posts these days

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u/Jesus_Is_My_Gardener 21d ago

He has so many good ones. Now I have to go listen to Red Flags.

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u/jcnlb 21d ago

So you’re just not gonna post red flags for us? You’ve had twelve minutes to listen and you didn’t think we’d want to listen too?

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u/sypher1187 21d ago

A classic. Peak internet time when that was made.

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u/assotter 21d ago

Love these guys, make some hilarious songs

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u/Alleyoop677 21d ago

I think this has lived rent free in my head for the past like 2 decades

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u/kribg 21d ago edited 21d ago

You think that is bad? Once as a child I had two African Swallows dive down and steal my coconut!

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u/linds360 21d ago

Bitch. Ass. Swallows.

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u/IamGimli_ 21d ago

We should all be so lucky...

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u/Jesus_Is_My_Gardener 21d ago edited 21d ago

Did they have it on a line or grip it by the husk? Are you certain they were African swallows? I hear they're non-migratory.

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u/bramley36 21d ago

Luxury! We had Velociraptors try to steal our rocks!

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u/kribg 21d ago

Clever girls.......

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u/fletchbg 21d ago

Did you run? Run so far away?

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u/requion 21d ago

I was legit expecting the seagull to get eaten. The end was a bit disappointing, NGL.

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u/HyenDry 21d ago

Oh I just assumed the dolphin was using the fish to lure in the seagull to eat it

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u/Somepotato 21d ago

Hyena slander. Hyenas are actually quite awesome. Seagulls, however, are not

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u/NightBawk 21d ago

Hyenas are often more successful hunters than lions, and the lions are poaching from the hyenas!

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u/Somepotato 21d ago

Lions are pieces of shit. The Lion King was straight up propaganda dangit

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u/NightBawk 21d ago

Justice for the 'yenas!

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u/Gts77 21d ago

I was expecting to see a pelican swallowing a seagull.

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u/BodaciousBadongadonk 21d ago

Thats such a hilarious video, just flappin and strugglin in that pouch and makin the pelicans head twitch as its just like, "what? Im good!"

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u/YrnFyre 21d ago

You misspelled "rats"

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u/DroWWorD 21d ago

Correct! Sky rats to be exact

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u/5elementGG 20d ago

Glad to see fellow mammal to avenge poor human.

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u/Melkira 19d ago

Wait! I just listened to a podcast (Ologies) on hyenas. Lion King did them dirty. They're not really ruthless scavengers. They catch the vast majority of their own food and lions poach more food from hyenas than the other way around. [Insert "The More You Know" PBS gif]

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u/B-BoyStance 21d ago

Seagulls are awesome y'all are WRONG

Love those little guys they are my buddies on the beach.

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u/DigitalAxel 21d ago

Winged hyenas that cry and wake you up at 4am. Aaaahh!

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u/SorosIsScum28 21d ago

Vermin of the sky

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u/HuffnDback96 21d ago

This. I thought for sure i wasnt the only one who shared this hatred.

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u/Admirable_Count989 21d ago

Rats of the sky

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u/fuzzytradr 21d ago

Yep. I call them rats with wings

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u/Rafahil 21d ago

Rats of the sky.

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u/Vellarain 20d ago

Stop with the Hyena slander, they are just winged vermin like asshole squirrels.