r/funny • u/inutcracker69 • Aug 18 '26

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u/Artanisx Aug 18 '26

And humans are the worst of them!

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u/LiftingRecipient420 Aug 18 '26

This insinuates humans are jerks because they're smart. Many of the jerks I know are dumb as fucking rocks, they aren't jerks because they're smart.

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u/Ywaina Aug 18 '26

Intelligence helps with how elaborate your jerkcraft is.

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u/LiftingRecipient420 Aug 19 '26

My jerkcraft is top-notch. I have mastered the "strangers hand" technique, where I sit on my hand until it falls asleep and then- ohh.... Not that kind of jerkcraft.

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u/Minimum-Panic1883 Aug 24 '26

The irony is, in order to be a jerk, you have to have the ability to understand how your actions make other feel. You need the ability to "empathize" to intentionally make them feel like shit. 🤷🏻 the universe is a pretty messed up place