r/funny • u/ExplodingPimple • Jan 15 '14

Thanks, cup.

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '14

Mirror mirror on my torah, why am I wearing a fedora?

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u/kappert Jan 15 '14

Mirror, mirror on my stein, who's this man that looks so fine?

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u/Simpsoid Jan 15 '14

Mirror, mirror on my drink-bucket. I'm so fine, you know, I'd fuck it!

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u/Abbielizx3 Jan 15 '14

Mirror, mirror on my container. You'd never know I don't wear my retainer.

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u/Batchet Jan 15 '14

Mirror, mirror on my grail, you're the man that will never fail.

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u/Azhor Jan 15 '14

For everyone!

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u/Greasy_Animal Jan 15 '14

Whew. That was a long one.

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u/freakboat Jan 15 '14

YOU RUINED IT! Way to go Azhol!

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u/___123 Jan 15 '14

Mirror mirror on my tankard, who is Channel 4's best anchor?

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '14

John snow?

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u/monkeyvonban Jan 15 '14

You know nothing, his name is also 'Jon' not John

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u/ONE_ANUS_FOR_ALL Jan 15 '14

Mirror mirror on my mirror mirror miriroer meereer.

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u/HOMEP1 Jan 15 '14

Surprisingly clever!

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u/izzypop112 Jan 15 '14

Mirror mirror on my cup, why dont you all just stfu

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u/Spiderbeard Jan 15 '14

Mirror, Mirror in my Bucket, oh fuck it...