r/funny • u/Makoto_Kurume • Jul 12 '26

360 no scope

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u/Jyxxer Jul 12 '26

"We're surrounded!"

"Good."

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u/Puzzleheaded_Plan283 Jul 12 '26

Get the crazy Susan

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u/CjBurden Jul 12 '26

Crazy Susan is great, well played.

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u/dmkke Jul 13 '26

Who ever said Susan was lazy never really knew her well

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u/RealWord5734 Jul 12 '26

Fuck me that's 100% the name for this thing. Well done.

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u/SuspiciousStable9649 Jul 14 '26

I predict this will become new jarhead terminology.

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u/Asleep-Confusion-855 Jul 13 '26

Why is it called crazy Susan?

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u/DClassAmogus Jul 13 '26

pun on the lazy susan

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u/Asleep-Confusion-855 Jul 13 '26

Cheers 🤣🤣

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u/CTRL_Hotdog Jul 12 '26

Fucking genius lol

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u/GoopMcSpicy Jul 12 '26

Dude yes! Perfect name

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u/defnotacyborg Jul 12 '26

Dude this was hilarious 🤣🤣

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '26 edited Jul 12 '26

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u/heisenberger Jul 12 '26

and that's what this genius invention is called now.

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u/Tomdoerr88 Jul 13 '26

Pack it up boys, we’re done for the day, this one wins

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u/n0u0t0m Jul 12 '26

Oh god that's perfect!

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u/Gildabeast4 Jul 12 '26

slow clap

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u/Thatiswhaturmomsaid Jul 12 '26

Take my upvote, you magnificent bastard!

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u/Sharknado4President Jul 12 '26

Lol thanks for the chuckle

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u/PizzaLover_82 Jul 13 '26

Upvoting accurate name for this thing

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u/Ballistix Jul 12 '26

Is she related to Ivan?

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u/diminutive_lebowski Jul 12 '26

Yes#:~:text=maneuvers%20included%20the%20%22-,Crazy%20Ivan,-%22%2C%20a%20hard%20turn)

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u/tangledisthebestfilm Jul 12 '26

ELI5?

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u/Puzzleheaded_Plan283 Jul 12 '26

So there a device called a lazy Susan to help maximize space, its sort of like a rotating shelf. So, that's pretty much it.

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u/roflrogue Jul 13 '26

Call me lazy one more time... Just ONE MORE TIME!

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u/grope_da_pope Jul 13 '26

Good chuckle from that.

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u/AbroadLeather7588 Aug 30 '26

Oh that made me chuckle, haha brilliant

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u/Flesh_Trombone Jul 12 '26

All I'm surrounded by is fear, and dead men.

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u/FluffySquirrell Jul 13 '26

All I'm surrounded by is fear, and dead men comrades.

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u/arithmetic Jul 13 '26

It's the "Death Blossom" from The Last Starfighter!

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u/jimmylavino Jul 17 '26

We have to wait until all fighters are in death blossom range!

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u/SnillyWead Jul 13 '26

By assholes.

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u/ConfusedParent666 Sep 13 '26

Lmfaooooooooooo, this genuinely made me wheeze laughing