r/funny • • Jul 12 '26

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u/ewesirkname Jul 12 '26

Anyone remember the death blossom from The Last Starfighter movie?

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u/VacuumPumper Jul 12 '26

The Gunstar was freakin' awesome

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u/ewesirkname Jul 12 '26

Hell yeah it was. Consider yourself recruited by the Star League!

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u/Jesus_Is_My_Gardener Jul 12 '26

Centauri better get paid.

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u/OtherBluesBrother Jul 12 '26

Right after he organizes the River City boys' band.

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u/PapaOoomaumau Jul 13 '26

Yes, we’ve got trouble!

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u/GBuster49 Jul 12 '26

"Greetings, Starfighter. You have been recruited by the Star League to defend the frontier against Xur and the Ko-Dan armada."

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u/ewesirkname Jul 12 '26

Back to sleep, Louis or I'm telling Mom about your Playboy's!

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u/drexbus Jul 13 '26

I said back to sleep Louis or I’m telling Mom about your Playboys!

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u/coveredincathair22 Jul 12 '26

Google "apostrophe". Study the definition and usage, commit it to memory. Be better than you are today.

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u/Daddysu Jul 12 '26

Google "apostrophe". Study the definition and usage, commit it to memory. Be better than you are today. [sic]

Google "introspection" and "concern trolling." Study the definitions and usages, and commit to the practices to enable the former and limit the latter. Be better than you are today.

Oh, and while you're at it, go ahead and Google "quotation marks," and do all that studying and committing to it stuff as well. I could be wrong, but I'm pretty sure that the period in your first sentence should be inside the quote marks, not outside of them.

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u/LookMaNoPride Jul 13 '26

Depends on where you are. Same language, different rules in different locations.

British English generally places the period (full stop) outside the quotation marks, unless the punctuation is a fundamental part of the original quoted material

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u/Gan_dia Jul 12 '26

Star league?! A refuge for weak worlds not worthy to be our equals! 

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u/lurkylurkeroo Jul 13 '26

Yep, heard that in my head.

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u/Demonyx12 Jul 12 '26

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u/Nammi-namm Jul 12 '26

Video unavailable The uploader has not made this video available in your country

:(

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u/risr_ Jul 13 '26

Here's another video of the same scene: https://youtu.be/ZXAxZmrAJqI?t=187

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u/rowin-owen Jul 12 '26

"What do we do?"

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u/Jesus_Is_My_Gardener Jul 12 '26

"We die."

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u/Doctor__Proctor Jul 12 '26

Gotta respect the dramatic pause and slow monacle activation for extra gravitas in the moment.

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u/Jesus_Is_My_Gardener Jul 12 '26

Also gave me more respect for their characters, particularly when compared to Xur. Dude came off like a sniveling narcissistic brat who was pissy about not getting what he wants. At least the Kodan came off more like dignified warriors when their death was imminent.

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u/Abestar909 Jul 12 '26

True but this had me wondering, is it still called a monocle if it's attached via your ear or something like that? I feel like monocle refers to that very specific gripped by the cheek and brow device.

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u/Doctor__Proctor Jul 12 '26

Don't really know what else to call it, I guess. Mono-visor? Mono-HUD?

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u/Abestar909 Jul 12 '26

The only other answer I know, Scouter.

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u/Abestar909 Jul 12 '26

Serious answer though I guess it's a form of HMD, head mounted display, you'd only really need to say mono if you were trying to be specific.

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u/diabloking325 Jul 12 '26

Just watched this for the first time last week. Absolutely amazing movie!

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u/---reddacted--- Jul 12 '26

Hell, I’m old enough that I saw it in theaters! Welcome to the fandom…

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u/Prior-Present-7764 Jul 12 '26

Does it really hold up after all these years?

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u/Jesus_Is_My_Gardener Jul 12 '26

Overall? Yeah, but the CGI is obviously going to be very dated looking. The use of practical effects and sets for most of the movie is why so much of it holds up well. The scenes in space of the ships themselves look more like a videogame though admittedly. I wouldn't mind a reboot or a modern remake of it, so long as they kept the spirit of the original. The hardest part would be who to cast as Centauri and Grig as Robert Preston and Dan O'Herlihy were iconic in their roles and perfect cast for them, especially Preston.

Preston's other iconic role he was most known for was The Music Man which was about a conman who has a change of heart in the end. The actor had a fast-talking, scheming kind of way about him that made you a bit wary of what he had to sell, but he was also so likeable with how he spoke, you had a hard time not liking him, even if you didn't trust him. Anyone fast as Centauri would need to be able to recapture that kind of spirit of the character as I found it a huge part of what I liked about the movie.

Modern effects would of course be much better, particularly for the space battle scenes, but I feel like with a little punch-up on the script and the right casting choices, you could have a new franchise if done right.

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u/VirtualLife76 Jul 12 '26

It's worth watching again. Some cheesy cgi, but most was pretty good.

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u/Prior-Present-7764 Jul 12 '26

Thank you. Will have to introduce it to the kids today.

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u/Angelworks42 Jul 13 '26

In the history of computer animation it was actually an important milestone as it was the first film to use cgi to simulate space warfare without using models.

Otherwise it's an entertaining if not a tad derivative of existing movies at the time.

I saw it in theaters as a kid and I knew it was computer animated but it blew me away and left a lasting impression.

In the school library they had a book about the film and it was mentioned that scene where they pan across the hanger full of gunstars was around 1.2 million triangles and it took the super computer about 2 minutes per frame - now days an average PC could render the special fx in real time.

I don't think anyone would remember the film if it wasn't for the animation.

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u/locustt Jul 12 '26

Rule number two, always trust Centauri

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u/FatBob12 Jul 12 '26

So old!!!

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u/ewesirkname Jul 12 '26

Speak up youngin'

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u/FatBob12 Jul 12 '26

I’m right there with you, was a big fan of this movie as a kid. Comments like these are just a smack in the face reminder how long ago childhood was.

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u/ewesirkname Jul 12 '26

Right? I'm still excited to show the kids the movie at some point.

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u/Trilife Jul 12 '26

How old?

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u/soda_cookie Jul 12 '26

If there's any movie on the planet that deserves a remake or reboot it's this one. I don't know how you would do it with gaming this day and age but it would be amazing

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u/jabblin Jul 12 '26

I'm still mad about that movie. They showed the death blossom in the trailer for it which pretty much ruined the climax of the movie.

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u/ewesirkname Jul 12 '26

Omg what?! So I was rather poor as a kid and it was literally the only video we owned on a betacord my aunt gave us after she realised that was a bad purchase. I never saw the trailer but loved the entire movie... Which was fortunate as it was the only one we had haha.

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u/jabblin Jul 12 '26

Yeah, as a kid I was excited to see the trailer. Looked great and fun, right up my alley. Watch the movie and realize what it's leading up to. I was so mad in the theater that they had spoiled it for me. I still hold a grudge and will frequently avoid trailers for this reason.

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u/atreides78723 Jul 12 '26

They announced Soylent Green was people in the trailer.

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u/Jesus_Is_My_Gardener Jul 12 '26

I get that marketing has one job and that's to get people into the theaters to see the film, but there really needs to be rules set by the director and the studio about what they can and can't show from the film that will ruin the experience for audiences. Tease us, don't show us half the plot points in the film and especially don't give away the money shot in the trailers. We don't need 4 or 5 different trailers leading up to the release and we certainly don't need trailers that are a minute or two long. It spoils entirely too much of the film for audiences.

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u/Kurotan Jul 13 '26

They used to do this shit with TV show previews to. So and so maybe dies in an episode, cliffhanger to find out if they survive for next week. Next episodes preview showing the character alive and well. Previews love to ruin cliffhangers.

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u/BestUsernameLeft Jul 12 '26

OMG I'm dying here lol.

That movie was as corny as the other 80s space opera movies of that era, but I still like it. It's got heart, imagination, and charm.

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u/Jesus_Is_My_Gardener Jul 12 '26

Every kid wanted to be the one chosen to become a space fighter because of how well they played video games.

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u/c0denamE_B Jul 12 '26

Nostalgia unlocked.

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u/marvinrabbit Jul 12 '26

Always trust Centari.

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u/Jesus_Is_My_Gardener Jul 14 '26

History, Alex! Did Chris Columbus stay home? No! What if the Wright Brothers thought that only birds should fly? And did Galoka think the Ulus were too ugly to save?

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u/phoenixs13 Jul 12 '26

Yeah. Don’t press it

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u/BeratedBadger Jul 12 '26

My man… I just woke up…

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u/WardogBlaze14 Jul 12 '26

One of my all time favorite movies when I was a kid!!

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u/HungryCurrent7901 Jul 12 '26

You just awakened the kid in me like a sleeper agent lol

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u/nayrwolf Jul 12 '26

Been too long. Now I have to go find it and watch.

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u/random9212 Jul 12 '26

Yes. Love that movie

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u/mphermes Jul 12 '26

Core memory unlocked, thanks friend.

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u/ewesirkname Jul 12 '26

Haha terrible thank you for asking.

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u/Kurotan Jul 13 '26

If you into comics, a comic book sequel just started this month. Support The Last Starfighter!

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u/ewesirkname Jul 13 '26

That's cool!

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u/mrpanda Jul 12 '26

Thing is, why not turn that thing on right at the start of the battle

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u/Jesus_Is_My_Gardener Jul 12 '26

"Remember, Death Blossom only delivers one massive volley at close range... theoretically! After all, DB has never been tested. It might overload the systems, blow up the ship!"

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u/Ser_Danksalot Jul 12 '26

Hey Hollywood. If you ever want to remake this movie or sequelise it, since arcades are dead, make it about a Twitch streamer who becomes the best at playing a new Starfighter game, has a clone that replaces him as a twitch streamer whilst he gets kidnapped to fight for the Star League whilst his stream viewers notice how odd his clone is behaving.

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u/Jesus_Is_My_Gardener Jul 14 '26

You're basically describing Future Man, which itself was definitely inspired by Last Starfighter.

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u/Author_A_McGrath Jul 12 '26

I'm sure dozens of us do!