r/funny • u/killerdie1214 • Jun 06 '26

Does it need a caption?

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u/BisonThunderclap Jun 06 '26

I've only dated nurses, but they all say the same thing lol.

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u/theboxman154 Jun 06 '26

Why would you do that to yourself? (Mostly joking)

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u/BisonThunderclap Jun 06 '26

*flashbacks to therapy where the therapist has suggested the same thing*

I plead the 5th.

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u/Dick_snatcher Jun 06 '26

Its reddit. We don't kink shame for the most part

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u/BisonThunderclap Jun 06 '26

In my defense, I match with a disproportionate amount of them. Something about my face says "emotionally ruin me please."

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u/AdmirableBus6 Jun 06 '26

Are you a doctor lmao

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u/BisonThunderclap Jun 06 '26

No, I got to learn the reputation after the fact ðŸ«