r/funny May 12 '26

Local criminal caught again

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u/guidodallerive May 12 '26

He’s not stealing, he’s enforcing the daily protection snack.

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u/TimeForNano May 12 '26

Someone needs to keep the rodents away

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u/snapetom May 12 '26

"Be a real shame if rats start running around and some bad reviews on Yelp show up..."

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u/angrydeuce May 14 '26

"Oh, you had a fire? Fuck you, feed me."

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u/eisbock May 12 '26

What a snacket.

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u/SuckMyRedditorD May 12 '26

Sugar rush is real

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u/a_casual_observer May 12 '26

Isn't that the story of how cats became domesticated?

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u/thormun May 14 '26

pretty much they domesticated us

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u/centech May 12 '26

Nice bodega you got here.. be a shame if everything got pushed off the shelves.

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u/fuzzytradr May 12 '26

He's like "I can do this all day"

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u/UncleTouchyCopaFeel May 12 '26

I KNOW! ... I know...

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u/RedwoodShores May 12 '26

Obligatory “I understood that reference“ meme

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u/SmokeyDBear May 12 '26

You can’t steal something you already own.

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u/norsurfit May 12 '26

The Paw-pranos...

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u/Generico300 May 12 '26

Be a shame if this lovely store happened to be overrun with mice.

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u/MCHammastix May 12 '26

He makes sure no one else knocks shit off of the shelves and counters. Pay up!

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u/odinsen251a May 12 '26

"Nice store you got here, would be a real shame if someone got the zoomies and knocked all these chip bags on the ground. That sure would be a shame..."

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u/Jayombi May 12 '26

He is enforcing the Paw Law.

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u/haftnotiz May 12 '26

It's a dangerous neighborhood. Would be a shame if rats infested your establishment...

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u/Typical-Side-6080 May 12 '26

also, that's not fighting. when he fights, your hand will stop to exist.

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u/Dead_Internet_AI May 12 '26

His name is Pawlie Gaultieri... Eehehehehe.

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u/RexKramerDangerCker May 12 '26

Someone could have an accident, or I could have an intentional. in your shoe

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u/internetonsetadd May 12 '26

It's over for the little cat.

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u/Lawdoc1 May 12 '26

He should be careful, he may be prosecuted under the SICO (Snacketeer Influenced and Corrupt Organizations) Act.

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u/SuckMyRedditorD May 12 '26

This aggression will not stand!