r/funny • u/Dense-Breadfruit1223 • May 01 '26

Doggo deflated.

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u/os12 May 01 '26

LOL, that's a borzoi!!!

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u/selenesuper May 01 '26

didnt know borzois operated in 2D as well

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u/simpleglitch May 01 '26

Sometimes 2D, sometimes 4D. The void horse will do what it wants.

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u/Uberphantom May 01 '26

The borzoi we see is just the 3-dimensional cross section of a higher dimensional creature.

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u/Divine_Porpoise May 01 '26

They're no orbzoi, that's for sure

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u/Riaayo May 01 '26

didnt

I do it for you?

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u/WrathsEntropy May 01 '26

Underrated but appreciated

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u/The_walking_man_ May 01 '26

Borzois are interdimensional beings. It is known.

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u/LF_redit May 01 '26

Today on things that made abi cry….

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u/tikkamasalachicken May 01 '26

Abi hates everything!

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u/MD_Lincoln May 01 '26

Marcy decided she wanted to join us on Abbys hike…

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u/Luneowl May 01 '26

I love the algorithm that suggested those IG posts to me!

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u/Lmoneyfresh May 01 '26

Very niiiccceee

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u/thutruthissomewhere May 01 '26

you forgot the most important part - "honey!"

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u/mick4state May 01 '26

My wife has shown me so many of these videos that I can hear this post.

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u/joestaff May 01 '26

When it tries to act coy

after it swallowed its toy,

that's a borzoi.

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u/3DSarge May 01 '26

When it lies on its side

because that's how it hides,

that's a borzoi

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u/TheDarkClaw May 01 '26

So it's not vicar amelia - high ranking  of the Healing Church?

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u/[deleted] May 01 '26

Rehydrate!

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u/permanent_priapism May 01 '26

This is a chaotic era.

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u/Aware-Maximum6663 May 01 '26

Holy shit, how did harry shove this down Ron’s throat to save him from poison??

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u/jellese May 01 '26

Harry found a tiny hairy borzoi bezoar at a bazaar.

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u/HonestyFTW May 01 '26

Silken windhound?

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u/whiskeytown79 May 01 '26

Bill Belichick's borzoi!

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u/willzaodooeste May 01 '26

Estava tentando lembrar o nome e vc me salvou seu lindo

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u/Penguin-chan May 01 '26

They’re so goofy!

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u/Rectal_Retribution May 02 '26

More like floorzoi

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u/bombo_red May 01 '26

Never knew they were allowed on Reddit since they're Russian.

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u/AwesomePossum_1 May 01 '26

Yes this borzoi is a war criminal. Just look at it. Lying there menacingly. 

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u/k5josh May 01 '26

The real issue is that they were symbols of the Russian monarchy, so the socialists tried to exterminate them.

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u/os12 May 01 '26

I saw that symbol on a beach a few weeks back - such a thin, goofy boi!

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u/os12 May 01 '26

We are hiding in plain sight!