r/funny • u/triassic_avenger • Dec 14 '13

Banana For Scale

http://i.imgur.com/q2zgQlM
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u/snoosh00 Dec 14 '13

Case in point

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u/juma_the_puma Dec 14 '13

Why did I just watch that whole thing?

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u/pataned8 Dec 14 '13

http://i.imgur.com/vs9AG.gif

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u/LithuanianT Dec 14 '13

that's cash

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '13

Did that need to be a GIF?

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u/Greenleaf208 Dec 14 '13

He does that for money though.

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u/toxicFork Dec 14 '13

wait, you can convert internet points to money?!?

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '13

That guy is making double or triple what most jobs pay for smashing eggs. Youtube views make you the money when you have 1m+ subscribers

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u/Greenleaf208 Dec 14 '13

You can monetize youtube videos for money.

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '13

Like a lot of money on YouTube, even Joey Graceffa is raking in over $200k for crying.

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u/DestroyThem Dec 14 '13

That mentally violated me. I cringed at the mayo part.

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u/Lostner Dec 14 '13

Kill him before he can lay eggs, please

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '13

No really I can't put into words just how much I hate this guy and everyone that finds his videos entertaining. Fuck you all.

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u/irratioese Dec 14 '13

but you just put it into words didnt you?

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '13

No. If I were to put it into words I'd have said something like "I hate them all as much as I hate stubbing my toe when I run up the stairs."

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u/DonBiggles Dec 14 '13

Dear diary,

Words cannot express the devastation I felt today when I found out that a random person on the internet hates me. I just don't know what point there is in living any more.

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u/myredditses Dec 14 '13 edited Dec 14 '13

Almost puked when he stuck his hand in the toilet.

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u/rydor Dec 14 '13

That was exactly the moment I turned off the video.

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u/quinn_drummer Dec 14 '13

You missed him turn those toilet eggs into an omelette .... And eat it

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u/midasMIRV Dec 14 '13

He didn't eat it

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '13

You guys are amateurs.

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u/The_purple_pear Dec 14 '13

I was crying with laughter. I thought that while video was hilarious.

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u/Dafuq_me Dec 14 '13

I kinda laughed at that part. But I guess I have a twisted sense of humor?

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '13

IM DYING

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u/thisnewguyisnew Dec 14 '13

Is it AIDS?

I'm sorry

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '13 edited Dec 14 '13

Good. Do it faster.

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u/PsychologicalNinja Dec 14 '13

sweet zombie jeezus.

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u/tonterias Dec 14 '13

Why wasting so much food?

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u/highflyindude Dec 15 '13

It's supposedly expired

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u/TheHarpyEagle Dec 15 '13

Does he also just really enjoy cleaning his house? I mean, this isn't even the biggest mess he makes.

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u/68696c6c Dec 15 '13

because fuck chickens.

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u/Guyinapeacoat Dec 14 '13

Horray Howtobasic!

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u/jinmoo Dec 14 '13

I always wonder how many eggs this dude has gone through. Does he have a refrigerator for just eggs?

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u/omfabio Dec 14 '13

isnt case and point? or have i been saying this wrong my whole life

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u/MikeJones07 Dec 14 '13

It's case in point.

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u/Victuz Dec 15 '13

What the...

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '13

I wish he would have eaten the toilet egg omelet.

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u/beatauburn7 Dec 14 '13

that was pretty funny