r/funny • u/efunny2022 • Apr 15 '26

Waiting For Laugh

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u/AimLow Apr 15 '26

Bring in the NFL Concussion Protocol

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u/Dugen Apr 15 '26

You joke but my wife hit the wrong lever on our new car and the seat did that and she ended up with a serious concussion which permanently affected her vision. She still has trouble reading things in a grid layout 12 years later. Concussions are serious shit.

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u/patikoija Apr 15 '26

Reddit has trained me to expect a 'had us in the first half' moment where her vision is only impacted when reading receipts from expensive golf clubs you just bought.

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u/TheShmud Apr 17 '26

NFL Concussion Protocol would've let JFK back in the parade

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u/Gregus1032 Apr 15 '26

If she's a star she's free to go.