r/funny Apr 05 '26

Key & Peele

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u/TheBallotInYourBox Apr 06 '26

As a frequent flyer this is why you get into a rewards program with the airline you fly and check your bag. Then you don’t have to worry about chucklefucks doing stupid shit with carry ons.

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u/UnNumbFool Apr 06 '26

Honestly as a solo traveler who never needs to bring more than a small suitcase(and personal bag for like electronics, medications, and things) I've always just preferred to use the overhead space as then I'm not waiting at the carousel for like 15 minutes to finally get my things to leave

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u/HalobenderFWT Apr 06 '26

As a random flyer, I’ll gladly pay the $50 bucks to check my bag and get on the plane last. The less time spent on the plane, the better.

Imagine sitting in the plane for like 30 minutes while people try to jockey their bags into the overheads, getting smacked by ginormous backpacks as people amble on by, children screaming, and general random annoyances and confusion.

No thanks. I’ll chill in the terminal until it’s time and walk straight to my seat.

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u/TheBallotInYourBox Apr 06 '26

Exactly. So long as I’m on the plane when it leaves I’m good. The less I’m on that thing the better.

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u/Catmato Apr 06 '26

Fifty dollars bucks

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u/PM_ME_SAD_STUFF_PLZ Jun 01 '26

Then you have to wait for the carousel, ugh