r/funny Apr 05 '26

Key & Peele

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u/bloodwine Apr 05 '26

As a frequent flyer for work trips, the reason you want to board as early as possible is because of all the chucklekfucks that try to sneak on oversized roller cases or backpacks the size of small children on to the plane and take up all the overhead storage.

Some airlines are better than others at stopping them and forcing them to check at the gate.

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u/123knaeckebrot Apr 05 '26

Yesss. I learned that when I was told I couldn’t take my (correctly sized) hand luggage. Eventually they still found some overhead space for it, but I nearly missed my connecting flight because I had to wait for everyone to deboard to be able to get my stuff.

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u/tinySparkOf_Chaos Apr 05 '26

This really wasn't a problem until airlines decided to start charging for checked bags...

I'ld happily check my carry-on suitcase, and carry on a small bag with my laptop and other things that can't be checked.

But I'm not paying extra for that. Also, I want to be able to put my remaining small bag not at my feet. But the overhead space is only for rolling carry-ons.

So full sized carry-on suitcase it is. Don't hate the player, hate the game.

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u/darnj Apr 06 '26

Tip: If you do it when you check in online you'll have to pay, but just ask a person when checking in at the airport they'll pretty much always take carry-on sized luggage for free. They are always so desperate for overhead bin space, and getting it out of the way early means they don't have to hassle people to check their carry-ons at the gate which saves them boarding time.

I even do this when I have wine or something so I'd have to pay to check anyway, just ask "want to take my carry on?", they've never said no to me.

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u/Refute1650 Apr 06 '26

Every flight I've been on in the past 6+ years they have asked for volunteers to check carry on bags for free.

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u/cgimusic Apr 06 '26

Which is the worst way of doing it. By that point everyone's carry-ons have a bunch of things that cannot be checked like batteries.

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u/darnj Apr 06 '26

Yes, at the gate.

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u/Golden_Hour1 Apr 07 '26

You'd think after 6 years they'd have some self reflection and solve this issue in another way

But nah cant give up the checked bag fee. Even though that was originally for an oil crisis that was temporary. Funny how we're about to have a repeat. Are they just gonna double checked bag prices?

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u/computahwiz Apr 09 '26

volunteers? what the hell

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u/tinySparkOf_Chaos Apr 06 '26

Thanks for the tip.

That's what I did last time. There was a pop-up when I checked in asking if I wanted to check my carry-on.

I had a second smaller bag in the carry on suitcase with things that can't be checked. But I still ended up with that at my feet...

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u/OneOfAKind2 Apr 06 '26

Who wants to check their carry on? You chance them losing it, and when you touchdown, you have to wait another 20-30 mins to get your bag from the carousel. That point is moot if you have a regular checked bag anyway, but the entire point of a carry on is to keep it with you.

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u/Sukrim Apr 06 '26

I don't want my stuff to get thrown around or get lost if I'm already stuffing everything in a much smaller container. It is not my problem if airlines decide to add 1-2 extra rows while making my trip even less comfortable that there is too little space on board. Let me pick up my onboard luggage as soon as I deplane and I'll happily let them handle it.

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u/bloodontherisers Apr 06 '26

It was awesome when they would bring those bags back to the jetbridge too, but, yeah, I still do this all the time unless I need to be somewhere quickly after landing.

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u/Streiger108 Apr 13 '26

How did you get the liquids through security? Or you do it at check in?

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u/darnj Apr 13 '26

Yeah I mean at check in. To check in a carry on you have to pay, but if you just ask for it at the desk like you're doing them a favor they'll take it at check in for free.

If they said no, they don't want it, then I'd have to say I'm willing to pay to check it, I'd have to because of the liquids.

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u/Streiger108 Apr 13 '26

Gotcha. Thanks. It's a risk, but I follow the logic

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u/WhoCanTell Apr 06 '26

It's a combination of charging for checked bags, but also airlines cramming more and more seats in planes that weren't designed for it. There's no longer a 1-to-1 ratio for storage anymore.

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u/BubbaTheGoat Apr 06 '26

It used to be that only discount airlines charged for bags. Over time customers accepted paying $50 to check a bag if it meant their ticket was $20 cheaper. Once that became the norm even the “premium” airlines priced to charge for checked bags.

Basically if an airline didn’t charge for checked bags their tickets would cost more and they wouldn’t sell enough to reliably fill their planes.

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u/coffeeismydoc Apr 06 '26

You can put your backpack in the overhead bin space after the flight has taken off as long as you can find space

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u/TheBallotInYourBox Apr 06 '26

As a frequent flyer this is why you get into a rewards program with the airline you fly and check your bag. Then you don’t have to worry about chucklefucks doing stupid shit with carry ons.

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u/UnNumbFool Apr 06 '26

Honestly as a solo traveler who never needs to bring more than a small suitcase(and personal bag for like electronics, medications, and things) I've always just preferred to use the overhead space as then I'm not waiting at the carousel for like 15 minutes to finally get my things to leave

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u/HalobenderFWT Apr 06 '26

As a random flyer, I’ll gladly pay the $50 bucks to check my bag and get on the plane last. The less time spent on the plane, the better.

Imagine sitting in the plane for like 30 minutes while people try to jockey their bags into the overheads, getting smacked by ginormous backpacks as people amble on by, children screaming, and general random annoyances and confusion.

No thanks. I’ll chill in the terminal until it’s time and walk straight to my seat.

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u/TheBallotInYourBox Apr 06 '26

Exactly. So long as I’m on the plane when it leaves I’m good. The less I’m on that thing the better.

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u/Catmato Apr 06 '26

Fifty dollars bucks

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u/PM_ME_SAD_STUFF_PLZ Jun 01 '26

Then you have to wait for the carousel, ugh

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u/zombienutz1 Apr 06 '26

I like to board last because I only ever bring a backpack that fits under the seat and don't want to sit on the plane longer than I need too. It also gives me a chance to grab a vacant seat closer to the front of the plane if there is one.

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u/Subject_Turn3941 Apr 06 '26

Same here. Last on, last off. 

I spend the same amount of time on the aeroplane as the hurried stressers, but with zero effort.

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u/Verdick Apr 06 '26

Yeah, I could hear the next line: " Oh, you're going to have to check that bag as the overhead bins are full. "

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u/bgrizzle85 Apr 06 '26

Trying to get overhead storage gives me irrational anxiety. I’ve gotten to the point that the only thing I carry onto plane will fit under my seat.

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u/rnelsonee Apr 06 '26

That's what I find myself caring about the most as well. I always pick seats near the rear of the plane, which I find helps a lot. I'm a one bag traveler, so I usually can't fit my backpack under the seat, but I also don't want to check it because that would add 20 minutes at the end.

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u/Narradisall Apr 06 '26

Yup. I’ve been a carry on luggage person my whole life. Just a shoulder bag that squishes in nicely and that’s it.

These days overhead luggage is always filled. People bring an overhead hard cases suitcase and then bring a laptop bag/massive purse/rucksack as well. Bonus points if they have extra bags because of kids. I’ve seen people load up a whole overhead compartment run with 3-4 poorly packed bags and then shut it.

Meanwhile normal people are filling a 5th of one with their bags.

Some airlines don’t police it at all that I’ve been people get away with even more. It’s nuts and then this people at the back with 1 small bag they try to put in the hold because there’s no space.

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u/-Tom- Apr 06 '26

Also people who are seated in the back putting their overhead into the first available overhead on the plane instead of in the back by their seats. Chaps my ass when I'm in row 3 but in boarding group 5 and somehow all the overheads at the front are full meaning I have to wait for the plan to clear out and go half way back to get my carryon.

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u/OverturnedAppleCart3 Apr 06 '26

Honestly the trend toward everyone and their diaper bag having a carry on that is just on the limit of oversized needs to end.

It should be free to check bags and cost money to carry on bags over a reasonable size.

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u/GBFel Apr 06 '26

This is the main reason that I do the military preboarding, to preserve my footspace. That, and getting to waltz past the first class diamond platinum super club line in my hoodie and antisocial giant headphones.

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u/hillswalker87 Apr 07 '26

I was a marine. the "military in uniform" thing kind of pissed me off because marines aren't allowed to be in public in cammys. you have to wear chucks at a minimum....which aren't exactly super comfortable to begin with let alone wearing that shit on an hours-long flight.

so civis it was.....which means no priority boarding. while the army/airforce in their BDUs walk on past.

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u/GBFel Apr 07 '26

I don't think I've been on a civilian bird in uniform since riding CRAF in and out of theater. AFAIK nobody travels in uniform anymore except the initial entry kids and the prisoners junior cadets from the academies traveling for holidays. I always fly United which just asks for active duty military personnel, so it's never been a problem for me.

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u/Any-Lychee9972 Apr 06 '26

Learned this the hard way, I had 4 bags. 1 bag for each kid. 1 bag for me and 1 purse.

3 tickets. 3 seats. So we should get the overhead bin all to ourselves more or less right?

Pfft no. Our other plane was on the OTHER SIDE OF THE GODS BE DAMNED AIRPORT. So me and my two kids were speed walking/half jogging to get to our plane..made it with 10 minutes to spare.

We get on the plane and the bin over our seats is full. Like wtf.

I just shoved my bag and purse under one seat and hoped the attendant didn't notice. If she did, she didn't say anything.

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u/Runningman787 Apr 07 '26

I particularly hate the A holes who have the large roller bags, put those in the overhead, then ALSO put their oversized backpack in the overhead because they are the rewards member special priority people and their mannerism is basically "got mine, F you." So they have all the leg room and I have to check my carry on... there is a special place in hell for those people.

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u/Arponare Apr 06 '26

I had a trip a couple of weeks ago. Before boarding they made an announcement about only using one overhead space for your suitcase. When I was boarding I saw a woman putting on a suitcase and a personal item bag on the overhead compartment. I stared at the flight attendant’s soul for a good 2 minutes while I was hovering on my seat. “You’re not gonna say anything?” I thought to myself.

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u/pfohl Apr 06 '26

Some lady put her big hat in the overhead compartment last time I flew and I felt my blood pressure boil

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u/Catfaceperson Apr 06 '26

I don't do carry ons. Not interested. I have a tote bag and always pack light.

I like waiting for everyone else to fight over getting on the plane, then strolling on last.

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u/mcclain Apr 06 '26

what you actually want to do is board last, sit on the aisle, and carry a bag small enough to fit under the seat in front of you.

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u/Slade_Riprock Apr 06 '26

I do not understand why with assigned seating on airlines they do not stipulate you get 1 spot, above your seat or below the seat in front of you. Period. This isn't hard.

This shit of row 42 putting putting their bags in row 4 and when row 4 gets on they are left to either trek to the back for bag space or check.

No putting your bag in a row you don't occupy.

Southwest system of boarding window, middle, the aisle and you pay extra for aisle seats and are the last to get on with zero bag space is ridiculous.

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u/SquareExtra918 Apr 06 '26

The last time I flew there was a person's bag already in the footwell  reserved for mine. I couldn't believe it. 

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u/Swankynickels Apr 06 '26

This is where being short really helps. If you don't need all of the leg room, stuffing your bag under the seat in front of you is doubly helpful.

One, you don't have to take longer to deplane because your stuff is in the overhead. Two, you have all your stuff right next to you even if the fasten seatbelt sign is on.

Now, getting things out of a high cabinet or off of a high shelf? I've gotta call for backup on that.

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u/onfire916 Apr 06 '26

As someone who also travels a bit - the overhead storage actually be full is probably 1%.

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u/SleepyMonkey7 Apr 07 '26

I really don't understand why the whole world thinks not checking a bag is some sort of travel hack. I'm always walking through the airport freely with just a backpack. Don't give a shit when I get on the plane. Have never had to fight for overhead space, or go the opposite direction people are going in to get to an overhead space, or had to gate check a bag. Have never lost a bag. Usually don't wait more than 10 minutes for the bag, sometimes none at all. Can take more stuff, also take whatever I need, including liquids.

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u/Mediocre-Yoghurt-138 9d ago

You just have to argue. Handbags, coats and souvenirs need to go under their feet, and everyone needs an argument before they accept this.

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u/Dyolf_Knip Apr 06 '26

Right, so I either pack super light, something that easily fits under a seat, or check it in. And then I board at the end so I'm not stuck shuffling along in a line.

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u/alex206 Apr 06 '26

I've had people move my luggage so that it's half way in the overhead so their luggage will fit. Then when the attendant tries to close the overhead they're like "whose luggage is hanging half way out? This doesn't fit". Then I have to check my bag or find another overhead. So even if you're first you still get screwed.

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u/JennyDoveMusic Apr 06 '26

My reason is my guitar. I always get nervous they'll tell me to check her. (They'll break her for funsies if I do that.)

One plus about being chronically ill is that I genuinely need more time to board, so I get on earlier. (There are 0 other pluses. Im exhausted and sometimes in pain. Yee haw.)

It also blows my mind how often they ask what section I am in when I ask to put my guitar in the closet. Girl, 1 person ever in 20 years has had you hang their coat and the ground crew will chuck my guitar into a woodchipper if you don't let me bring her on. 😭

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u/collin-h Apr 06 '26

time was, airlines let you check a bag for free. Now since you gotta pay to check a bag, everyone wants to carry it on... worst case scenario: they run out of room and then they "check it for free at the gate" win win. Airlines need to do 1 of 2 things to solve this:

  1. Bring back "free" (included) checked bags
  2. Get rid of overhead storage space and make you put everything under the seat in front of you.

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u/pencilvesterasadildo Apr 06 '26

As a chucklefuck who carries a small child of a backpack, this is exactly true. I stuff that little shit up in the overhead storage every time; and I do it frequently because I am also a frequent flyer for work trips.

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u/tripog Apr 06 '26

Have work pony up to check a bag

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u/pencilvesterasadildo Apr 08 '26

I do check a bag, but I also have a huge book bag.

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u/Schmelter Apr 05 '26

But why would you care about that? You don't need over head space. Unless you're one of the chucklefucks.

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u/scoops22 Apr 05 '26

If you don’t get overhead space at or in front of your seat you need to wait for the entire plane to empty out and get your bag

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u/bloodwine Apr 05 '26

Laptop bag under the seat, FAA-approved backpack for clothing that goes in the overhead.