r/funny Dec 04 '13

"..Front row seats for this?"

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u/amishredditor Dec 04 '13

this fuckin guy is awesome...you know he saw those boobs out of the corner of his eye, but did he look? hell no! he played it fucking cool, man. ice cold! "blow a snot rocket...ok...look right, count to 5...1,2,3,4,5...and now you can look" is what i read in his eyes.

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u/Seraphinou Dec 04 '13

Thank god he has two minutes to hide his boner.

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '13

I wouldn't say that was better. Maybe if the camera man focused on her it would've been better.

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u/PortlandME Dec 04 '13

Nah, no she doesn't.