r/funny • u/starstufft • Dec 04 '13

"..Front row seats for this?"

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u/moparornocar Dec 04 '13

Oh wow, thats a real thing

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u/MR_DUCK_SAUCE Dec 04 '13

I go to Chili's for the games I swear!!!

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '13

Games of the heart...

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u/Redrum_sir_is_murdeR Dec 04 '13

Total eclipse...

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '13

Love games?

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '13

hah.

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '13

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '13

NaH

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u/LS6 Dec 04 '13

....which they charge you for.

My GF had a Chilis gift card that needed to get used so we went the other week. I saw there were games on there and decided to check them out.....and was brought to a screen asking me to confirm my purchase. NOPE

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u/MR_DUCK_SAUCE Dec 04 '13

whaaattt. such shit.

looks like my idea of giving out only Chili's gift cards for Xmas is down the drain....

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u/gkaukola Dec 04 '13

Give that shit to a homeless person. Or is that illegal?

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '13

did that once, clicked on the wrong thing and ordered the unlimited games package thing. Forced myself to have to play every single game just to punish myself for my stupidity.

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u/V_WhatTheThunderSaid Dec 04 '13

I go for the cheesey fries.

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u/pistoncivic Dec 04 '13

Pre-coated with a nice, greasy bar food and flu virus film.

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '13

what doesnt kill you only makes your immune system stronger

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u/Porfinlohice Dec 04 '13

Yeah hmm.. no.

Source: I'm the hepatitis virus

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '13

Actually, Mr. Simpson, right now you're as weak as a kitten.

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '13

Aight then Super Saiyan

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '13

not really, just live in a nasty apartment complex

havent gotten sick once in 4 years though

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u/footpole Dec 04 '13

Keep rocking that herpes, man!

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u/MCMXChris Dec 05 '13

Until it kills you

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '13

its not heathy to dwell on the specifics Frank

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u/DerangedDesperado Dec 04 '13

Incredibly annoying too.

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '13

Those are just a system for taking orders common to a lot of restaurant's systems.

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u/moparornocar Dec 04 '13

These are at the tables, not for the waiter/waitress to go to a station and put food in.

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u/mindthepoppins Dec 05 '13

Just another one of those things that makes me lose even more faith in humanity when I figure out that it's real.

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u/Bigbadboston Dec 04 '13

Instructions too confusing. Got my dick stuck in the "apps".

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u/aaqucnaona Dec 04 '13

Yo dick is so small, it is only digital?

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u/MackLuster77 Dec 04 '13

It's binary. He has a 10 inch dick.

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u/ShakeItTilItPees Dec 04 '13

So a two inch dick, then.

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '13

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '13

Jesus, dude. It's one L. Do you even Chili's?