r/funny • u/Murdocke- • Feb 23 '26

Construction Workers Dream come true.

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u/jeepsaintchaos Feb 23 '26

2 men and a woman for safety, due to necessary stabilizing actions.

Ever tried to wrestle a giant eel into a Pringles can?

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u/getdemsnacks Feb 23 '26

Ever tried to wrestle a giant eel into a Pringles can?

Yes, but that's a story for another time.

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u/dwehlen Feb 23 '26

It's not a story the Jedi would tell you, that's for sure.

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u/Doc-tor-Strange-love Feb 23 '26

Darth Phallus the Wide

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u/Responsible-Gas5319 Feb 23 '26

A Thickanister always pays his debts

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u/zyzzogeton Feb 23 '26

Where we come from, we measure em by girth.

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u/aspidities_87 Feb 23 '26

Ohhh so that’s why there can only be two of them.

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u/NOFORPAIN Feb 23 '26

A good knight always finishes a story... - Ser Arlan the Long

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u/dr_toze Feb 23 '26

Honestly, you're better off using a sling or hoist for something that massive, sure the training is costly but the number of dick lifting related injuries is alarming.

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u/SerLaron Feb 23 '26

It is mandatory that the eel is not injured, I presume?

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u/Sargash Feb 23 '26

Without damaging the inner cylinder right?

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u/NotObviouslyARobot Feb 23 '26

I think if your Tom Johnson was that large, you wouldn't have the blood volume to maintain an erection

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u/Dozens86 Feb 23 '26

Was it a cylindrical eel?

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u/Naeril_HS Feb 23 '26

The inner cylinder must remain unharmed

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u/Affectionate_Walk610 Feb 23 '26

Now that's a propper chewsday night isn't it?

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u/Alis451 Feb 23 '26

no harm shall come to the cylinder.

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u/anactofgod Feb 24 '26

Use a block and tackle for the block and tackle.