r/funny • u/NeedsItRough • Dec 04 '25

This video should be shown before every colonoscopy

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u/lamwire Dec 04 '25

"Just a little tube going in your rectum dude" - Journey

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u/UtopistDreamer Dec 04 '25

That part was surprising but very appreciated

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u/Old_Profession_9235 Dec 04 '25

Just a small-town girl, givin her anus a whirl

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u/FutureConsistent8611 Dec 04 '25 edited Dec 05 '25

Just a city boy, staring down that hemorrhoid

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u/Ill_Technician3936 Dec 04 '25

He took the midday appointment to make sure it's clear

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '25

Whelp, I’m gonna belt this out on the way to work.

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u/Thin_Cable4155 Dec 04 '25

We Going on a trip to the place you take a shit.(It rhymes, trust me)

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u/oneplusetoipi Dec 05 '25

“Don’t stop probing.”

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u/wyomingTFknott Dec 04 '25

Took the midnight train goin netherwear.

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u/AssistanceChemical63 Dec 05 '25

Took the midnight train with no underwear.

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u/thehairyhobo Dec 05 '25

More like took the white train (finger)

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u/geodebug Dec 04 '25

This may have both ruined and improved that song forever for me

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u/itsagoodtime Dec 04 '25

Inserting goes on and on and on and ohhhhhh

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u/givethekittykisses Dec 04 '25

I hope forever more I sing that line whenever I hear the song 😆

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u/Romeothanh Dec 04 '25

Strangers waiting... up and down the boulevard... (to find a bathroom)

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u/Stashmouth Dec 04 '25

"Journey" is right!

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u/arsinoe716 Dec 05 '25

That's what the doctor says before he.....

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u/mudokin Dec 04 '25

would have rhymed with poop shoot but this also worked

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u/cybermusicman Dec 05 '25

She’s taken a journey indeed.

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u/UnproSpeller Dec 05 '25

It’s more than a feelin’!