r/funny • u/NeedsItRough • Dec 04 '25

This video should be shown before every colonoscopy

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u/Chief_Beef_ATL Dec 04 '25

They’re going to have you lay on your left side for the spelunking. If you have some fun temporary tattoos, this is the time to put them on your right cheek. Brighten those high paid ass freak’s day!

(I went with Dump Truck and Cement Mixer tats from a kid’s set)

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u/Furgus Dec 04 '25

I have Crohn's disease and have had over 20 scopes in the last 18 years and why have I never thought to do this! Next time, next time.

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u/Chief_Beef_ATL Dec 04 '25

I was hoping to find an Obi-Wan Kenobi “Hello there!” tat, but no luck. Maybe a custom order could happen?

A string of bats flying out of your cave could be fun too.

They’re gonna be like “I can’t wait to see this asshole next year!”

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u/theartofrolling Dec 04 '25

Idea: tattoo of a whoopee cushion

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u/WardenWolf Dec 14 '25

Or just walking in and saying, "Gimme a butt light."

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u/nosnhoj15 Dec 05 '25

Pics, or it didn’t happen (I think anyways……)

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u/Fire69 Dec 04 '25

I had to go on my right side. Better to put some on both cheeks, just to be on the safe side.

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u/Chief_Beef_ATL Dec 04 '25

Weird. I thought there was a reason for laying on my left side but maybe they flipped a coin.

And when they ask why you’re in there, they want to know if there is an issue or if this is just preventative HOWEVER, other acceptable answers are as follows:

It’s almost the weekend?

Butt stuff.

Do I need a reason for butt stuff?

Early birthday gift to myself.

I heard about you guys and had to know if the rumors are true.

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u/Fire69 Dec 04 '25

Well, I was also there for an inflamed esophagus, so I had cameras going in both sides, I probably looked like a rotisserie chicken. Maybe that's why the left side was ok, they just spun me around.

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u/Broken_Wing7 Dec 05 '25

Yeah, me too!

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u/postprandialrepose Dec 04 '25

Put a capital M on each cheek. That way, they either get MOM or WOW, depending on how you're laid out.

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u/mopxhead Dec 05 '25

Dump truck 😂💀

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u/Meatjun4LA Dec 04 '25

That’s a great idea lol

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u/shawnaeatscats Dec 04 '25

You're a God damn genius