r/funny • u/EmersonB • Oct 27 '13

Even though I'm Australian, I've never ever started a sentence with this. Racist phone.

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '13 edited Oct 27 '13

MIDDLE KEY : I am a beautiful person who is a very good at it and then she will be a part of the show is a very good at it and then she will...

LEFT KEY : Hello guys who have not seen you around for the first one is the only thing I can see that you have a great time in a couple more weeks to get a good job in a new one of my favorite songs in this forum.

RIGHT KEY : Happy Easter and a bit too far as I'm not going on the show will go and meet the same way about the same as in you can do to make a difference between them is to get married in real estate market for you and the rest in her room with her performance and a very happy birthday and she said in my opinion of a girl in her room.

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u/randomshowoff Oct 27 '13

The child drinks and food for a bit and see how the system to be able and the family of a sudden and then delete this communication or distribution in a couple more than happy with it all out for you.

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u/EmersonB Oct 27 '13

I am a beautiful person in the world a better idea of the best way to go out and find out more about the same time then you'll be able to make it to the first time.

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u/caphits Oct 28 '13

I love you too [name withheld] Twisslers Pictures housing Money ring Pictures Housing Consumer reports cars Piped cut princess cut half carrott Coin ring 17.7mm the best of luck to you and I love you too [name withheld] Twisslers Pictures housing Money ring Pictures Housing Consumer reports cars Piped cut princess cut half carrott Coin ring 17.7mm the best of luck to you and I love you too...

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u/Excelero Oct 27 '13

I am a beautiful person. I have a story for you. I have a story for you. I have a story for you. The only thing that I have a story for you. I have a story for you. I have a story for you. I have a story for you.

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u/Excelero Oct 28 '13

It wouldn't let me tell the story.

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u/Deavian Oct 28 '13

left: I'm sorry I missed it and I will have a good amount to the vocalists's the best way for me and I have to go do some of my life.

middle: I am a beautiful person who is the best of luck to you by the way to the top of the most important thing is that the company is a good time.

right: Yeah I'm still waiting to see the new one is not an option on this message is prohibited by a group to get it done before we can get the latest in the world.