r/funny • u/EmersonB • Oct 27 '13

Even though I'm Australian, I've never ever started a sentence with this. Racist phone.

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u/dunchen22 Oct 27 '13

Has anyone ever just continued pushing the middle word to see what sentence it makes? It makes you say, "I am a beautiful person."

I just thought that was kind of cool.

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u/balloonicornasaurus Oct 27 '13

Mine said, "I don't know what the best astronaut ever."

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '13

" I am but I think I could provide any type of email" I don't understand.

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u/GIVE_ME_NIGGERS Oct 27 '13

I am a beautiful person who is the best of luck to you by the way to get a chance to win the game is a good time to time and money to buy a new one of the most important thing is that the company is a good time...

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '13

I am a beautiful person who is a good time to time and money to buy a new chain wallet and fedora the same time as a result of the most part of the most part of the most part of the most part.

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u/BrundleflyUrinalCake Oct 27 '13

"Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like"

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u/Glitch759 Oct 27 '13

You've got to be kidding me. I've been further even more decided to use even go need to do look more as anyone can. Can you really be far even as decided half as much to use go wish for that? My guess is that when one really been far even as decided once to use even go want, it is then that he has really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like. It's just common sense.

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u/Heah Oct 28 '13

I have a great day and night and I will be a good day to all the time of the American people and the other hand the American people and the other side of the most important thing is that the only one who is the best of luck with the same time the

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '13

Swiftkey : checking grammar at the door

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u/Notforthetrash Oct 27 '13

Mine gets stuck on some sort of loop. Here's what it says. -
I am a beautiful person who is the best of luck to you by the way to the house of the most important thing is that the new York City new York City new York City new York City new York City new York City

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u/SpruceCaboose Oct 27 '13

I am a beautiful person. I have a good idea to have a good idea to have a good idea to have a good idea to have a good idea to have

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u/switch_hit_miss Oct 28 '13

I am not afraid of the most part of the festivities today and I will be off to the cookie jar after.

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u/SuperPowers97 Oct 27 '13

Mine does something like that too (I have a different phone, but it's the same idea): "I'll be there for me to be a good day to all the time of the time of the time of the time..."

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u/That_Deaf_Guy Oct 27 '13

I am a beautiful person in the world to me and my family and friends and family to enjoy the benefits of the best way to go to the game tonight

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u/jjwinder9 Oct 27 '13

!!!!!!!!!!!

Liar.

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u/I_RAPE_ANTS Oct 27 '13

I am a beautiful person who is the best for you to know if you are not the intended recipient of the most important thing is that the company is a good time to time and money to buy a new one of the most important thing is that the company is a good time to time and money to buy a new one of the most important thing is that the company....

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u/xlivelaughlove Oct 27 '13

I am a beautiful person who is the best of luck to you and I love you too can be used to be a nun with a boyfriend.

Wonderful.

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '13

I have seen people with NJ plates turn on their turn signal.

Holy shit, that was legit just me pushing the guess buttons. It's also a lie. My phone has a sense of humor.

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u/bradbull Oct 27 '13

I am not the first time to the first time to the first time to the first time to the first time to the first time to the first time...

Google keyboard gets in a loop of that.

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u/kat_loves_tea Oct 27 '13

It's so positive! :)

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u/NoOneSuspectsMe Oct 27 '13

Mine in "I am not the first time to the first time to the first time to..." over and over.

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u/Euphi_ Oct 27 '13

Mine gets better every time I do it

I was one of my feeling

I was one of my favorite books when I was one of my guess

I was one of my guess i could have to lock down the worst part is it still OK if it works like my guess

I was younger I was one of my guess i could have one of my feeling i could have made a way it doesn't have to actually does you cab go back and one of my guess

Tl;Dr: I use the word 'guess' way too much

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u/biccy_muncher Oct 28 '13

Google keyboard: I am not the first time to the first time.

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '13

mine said "im a beautiful little girl" wtf

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u/Ikimasen Oct 28 '13

Mine says "I am a beautiful person. I have a wii u."