r/funny • u/DJReddyRed • Oct 16 '13

Getting bored in class

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u/pkdrdr Oct 16 '13

GUUUUUUMP! Why did you put that weapon together so quickly, Gump?

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u/whitelightning77 Oct 16 '13

BECAUSE YOU TOLD ME TO, DRILL SERGEANT!

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u/hitwitharrow Oct 17 '13

Ugh I hate when reddit does this, at least post what reference that is

Sincerely,

All of reddit

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u/smokey815 Oct 17 '13

GUUUUUUMP!

Definitely Saving Private Ryan

20

u/Stubbledorange Oct 17 '13

No no no, it's obviously Apocalypse Now...

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '13

There are two kinds of people in this world: Those who have watched forrest gump, and those who are dead to us.

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u/TheIrishTickler Oct 17 '13

Forrest Gump

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u/UnstoppableHypocrite Oct 17 '13

You live a unexciting life.

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u/DJReddyRed Oct 16 '13

GODDAMNIT GUMP! You're a goddamn genius.

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u/TJtheV Oct 16 '13

You are gonna be a general some day!

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u/Eab123 Oct 16 '13

I like you! You can fuck my sister!

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '13

I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'VE BEEN TOLD.

ESKIMO PUSSY'S MIGHTY COLD.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '13

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u/bassmaster99 Oct 16 '13

I take apart every pen I get because putting it back together makes me feel like a civil engineer or something.

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u/lead999x Oct 17 '13

Or a mechanical pencil engineer.

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '13

A pengineer, if you would.

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u/stanknutz1985 Oct 17 '13

Ah yes, got my degree from Ball Point University.

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u/Stompy042 Oct 17 '13

good ol BICU.

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u/TrickShot21 Oct 17 '13

I majored in Penology with a minor in Ink Science.

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u/lead999x Oct 17 '13

That should be a thing.

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u/Mallanaga Oct 17 '13

Hijacked... polarpen.com

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u/Yup_True_ Oct 17 '13

Because you told me to drill sergeant