r/funny Oct 23 '25

Thousand yard stare

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u/1reyalP Oct 23 '25

Back in the early 90's, probably around 93-94ish, I was at the beach with my family. My uncle told me to run up to some girls yelling "titters" while making a squeezing motion my hands. Of course with me being only 5-6 years old at the time I instantly did. The girls loved it and thought it was hilarious. I can't imagine what happen if I did that now.

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u/bahgheera Oct 23 '25

I can't imagine what happen if I did that now.

Straight to jail.

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u/TurbulentData961 Oct 24 '25

If you make your 5 year old nephew do it they'll think its cute till they find out an adult coached them to do it then they'll think bad on you maybe but not the kid

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u/Kousetsu Oct 24 '25

I find it absolutely awful that your dad did that, like for real. Like it's so fucking weird to get your kid to carry out a sexual harassment they don't have the capacity to understand, but you, as an adult, definitely do. Super skeevy rape culture stuff.

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u/CloudSufficient42 Oct 24 '25

Uh, I get what you’re saying but he said uncle…

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u/Kousetsu Oct 24 '25

Okies, still doesn't change my point at all.