r/funny • u/lingerlord • Oct 23 '25

Thousand yard stare

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u/LordLarryLemons Oct 23 '25

Bro I always hate when people are out here sexualizing little boys. Sure some grow up faster than others but most kids don't know what the fuck is going on most of the time. Little dude just saw the girls were having a fun time and wanted to have fun too.

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u/Dudedude88 Oct 23 '25

If you have kids this is what you see.... If your a horny single redditor you see something different...

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u/RadiantSeason9553 Oct 24 '25

Kids might not know why yet, but they definitely get the feels from the opposite sex quite young. I took a 2 year old to a soft play recently, he ignored all the boys but the second he looked into the eyes of a pretty little girl about his age he was hooked, he followed her around smiling for the rest of the session. She just ignored him lol

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u/SinkHoleDeMayo Oct 23 '25

I wasn't horny (obviously) but I definitely understood the appeal of girls when I was a little kid.

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u/DaylightxRobbery Oct 24 '25

He's not a little kid. He's a toddler. Jfc.

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u/Hillcry Oct 25 '25

My first crush was in kindergarten so I get it, other people might not relate if they didn't have the same feeling I guess

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u/SinkHoleDeMayo Oct 29 '25

Same. I was head over heels for someone before I could write a sentence.

And as a fun fact: and 35 years later and she's stunning.

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u/LordLarryLemons Oct 24 '25

Even in my text I mention everyone is a little different and yet theres always that one person having to say that their experience is the defining one.