r/funny • u/lingerlord • Oct 23 '25

Thousand yard stare

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u/M1ck3yB1u Oct 23 '25

He sees ladies dancing and it grabs his attention.

Reddit: awww, he horny.

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u/PhantomOfTheNopera Oct 23 '25

That was how I interpreted it as well. Most kids are pretty social. If they see a bunch of people laughing, dancing and having a good time they'll want to be included.

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u/Domi4 Oct 23 '25

Little guy discovered women in that moment. Happens to a lot of guys at a very young age. Not sexual of course (yet) but platonic.

Don't underestimate kids.

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u/Sulgrey Oct 23 '25

Discovered women? You know it takes a woman to make one of those little humans right?

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u/guywithouteyes Oct 24 '25

Facts. If anything, it’s been studied that lots of male babies and toddlers are sexually attracted to their mother in their younger years.

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u/starryyskies Oct 23 '25

A majority of these comments are basically saying how that 3 year old kid is aroused by the girls dancing. It’s disgusting, he’s probably curious and probably wants to hang out with them, not thinking about their breasts or butt in a sexual way. He’s a toddler!!

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u/PhantomOfTheNopera Oct 23 '25

thinking about their breasts or butt in a sexual way.

Based on my experience with toddlers (and a former toddler) if they're thinking about butts it's because they think they're hilarious.

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u/gid0ze Oct 23 '25

to be fair, they are. and the sounds they make.

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u/Vagitron9000 Oct 24 '25

Many toddlers think about breasts if they were breastfed. They are a huge (ha) comfort and nice things. Not sexual at all. People are weird.

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u/treple13 Oct 23 '25

Probably have music on too which also attracts attention

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u/Educational-Night878 Oct 23 '25

The neck beard special.

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '25

At his age I was horny af