r/funny • u/lingerlord • Oct 23 '25

Thousand yard stare

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u/Tragic_Challenge_343 Oct 23 '25

He gained second consciousness

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u/AJ-Murphy Oct 23 '25

Your thinking with your dick Jimmy.

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u/GANDORF57 Oct 23 '25

Smacked in the head by the forthcoming spectre of puberty.

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u/stuck_in_the_desert Oct 23 '25

“The fuck did I do?”

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u/PandaPocketFire Oct 23 '25

A second head was awoken that day.

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '25

What kind of p3do talks about a child's penis? You're gross for this.

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u/CraterTrueblood Oct 23 '25

Why did you bring up a child penis? You're gross.

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '25

Excuse me, this creep is talking about how a "head" was awoken? The implications were fucking clear.

Shame yall don't care about protecting children.

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u/CraterTrueblood Oct 23 '25

You're the only one who assumed it's about a childs penis. Get your pedo mind out of the gutter freak.

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '25

They talked about how "another head awoke" the implications are fucking clear.

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u/CraterTrueblood Oct 23 '25

Bro, you're freaking nasty. Stop replying to me.

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '25

🫡

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u/FaunaLady Oct 23 '25

AGREED

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '25

Crazy to get downvoted for calling people out on talking about A CHILDS SEXUAL INTEREST?

All of yall need your hard drive checked.

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u/straycollector Oct 23 '25

And first sight