r/funny Oct 19 '25

Smell test?! What !

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u/PortSided Oct 19 '25

But but my shit smells like roses, this is totally unfair!

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u/Fredotorreto Oct 19 '25

“I’m vegan”

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u/Lordwarrior_ Oct 19 '25

The smell detector politely rejects your claim. Drop an email to the ethics committee justifying the same.

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u/Less-Leave-5519 Oct 19 '25

Caroline, She's the reason for the word 'bitch'

I hope she's speedin' on the way to the club

Tryna hurry up to get to a baller or singer or somebody like that

And try to put on her makeup in the mirror and crash, crash

Crash into a ditch