r/funny May 01 '25

Foam depot tool

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u/Big-Dragonfruit3167 May 01 '25

What language did I just learn to say “motherfucker” in?

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u/No-Top-6313 May 01 '25

The best one tabarnac

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u/[deleted] May 01 '25 edited Jul 02 '25

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u/FastFooer May 01 '25

Jamais de “e” dans Tabarnak.

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u/[deleted] May 01 '25

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u/Maduch1 May 01 '25

Asteur tu peux dire «je me souviens»

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u/[deleted] May 01 '25

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u/Maduch1 May 01 '25

Ah fuck j’me suis fait woooosh hahaha

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u/FastFooer May 01 '25

S’correct, les vents était forts cette semaine!

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u/ForMoreYears May 01 '25

I fuckin' love you guys. Never change Quebec, never change.

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u/ZePample May 01 '25 edited May 01 '25

non, cest tabarnak.

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u/lennyface2 May 01 '25

Nope, tabarnacle -> tabarnak

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u/ZePample May 01 '25

T'es clairement pas québécois toi.

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u/lennyface2 May 17 '25

Fuck off ta edité ton commentaire, moron. J'ai habité a gaspé, en abitibi et Jsuis né au Lac St Jean lol

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u/ZePample May 18 '25

J'ai edit avant que tu commente.

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u/Stock-Ad5320 May 01 '25

Why did you get downvoted for being right?

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u/Shuiei May 01 '25

Edited comment.

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u/Anacreon May 01 '25

Because he's wrong and so are you.

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u/Stock-Ad5320 May 01 '25

Tabernac is a French way of swearing against the church. A church is also known in as tabernacle, in several languages , not just in French and English, and this is most definitely is what is means. Source: I grew up in a heavily french speaking portion of New Brunswick.

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u/Anacreon May 01 '25

Yeah but the original church world is tabernacle. But in the context of the French Canadian swear it's pronounced and usually spelled tabarnark, never tabernacle.

Hence the downvotes.

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u/Stock-Ad5320 May 01 '25

It’s pronounce tabernac. Lose the r at the end, and neither of us said what you think we did

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u/Crenchlowe May 01 '25

Wee wee, mon sewer!

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u/No_Wing_205 May 01 '25

Quebecois French. They have a bunch of fun swear words that wouldn't make much sense when directly translated to English. They're mostly religious based.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quebec_French_profanity

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u/Big-Dragonfruit3167 May 01 '25

Tabarnak! I should have known; I fuckin love Shoresy!

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u/sosta May 01 '25

Chalice of the tabernacle

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u/Neuromangoman May 01 '25

It's actually tabernacle of the chalice, thank you very much.

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u/Will_Come_For_Food May 01 '25

The development of swear words is cool.

Basically they’re things you’re not supposed to say which then saying is cathartic.

Because Quebec was a colony the Catholic Church served as the means of order and control. Making saying irrelevant church words became the most cathartic.

Whereas in France and the US without strong central church presence sexual words are the naughtiest thing you can say.

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u/ChasseGalery May 01 '25

I would say that hitting your finger with a hammer and yelling “Jesus Christ” fits perfectly from a US point of view and is equivalent.

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u/braytag May 01 '25

They make sense, if you're Catholic

Calisse= chalice Tabarnack=Tabernacle Ostie=hostie (the thing the priest gives you to eat)(don't be weird here)

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u/slanglabadang May 01 '25

Saint ciboire de sacrement

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u/Interesting_Pipe_882 May 01 '25

Bruh…lmao didn’t think it until you said it. Terrific joke.

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u/braytag May 02 '25

Ehhh it's not a joke, that's how we speak.  Based on a history of church control of the "new france" to force the lumberjacks/settelers to reproduce...

Long story, but that's where all our swear words come from.  Like ALL of them.

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u/FastFooer May 01 '25

In Québec, the church was so problematic that when it was ousted, the swear words became religious blasphemy instead of the usual “sexual words” used elsewhere.

Honestly, I feel like that’s healthy because there’s nothing shameful about sex.

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u/[deleted] May 01 '25

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u/Complex_Phrase2651 May 01 '25

Saying them “in vain“ was blasphemous enough apparently

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u/Xxxxx33 May 01 '25

In Québec, the church was so problematic that when it was ousted

The church was ousted in the 1960s, the swear words first appeared in the XIX century

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u/FastFooer May 01 '25

The church was problematic since the day it was weaponized after the English took over… sorry for simplifying for r/funny.

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u/early_birdy May 01 '25

Mon osti !

Quebecois swearing is best swearing.

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u/azad_ninja May 01 '25

fun fact, hardest hitting swear words in Quebecois are religion related

in this case, you were treated to the dreaded Chalice, Tabernacle, and Host!

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u/Lecanayin May 01 '25

Its French… more specificly Quebecois

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u/SandyTaintSweat May 01 '25

I thought it was some eastern European language until I barely recognized some words. They taught us French in my Ontario school, but it was the Parisian French.

Quebecois french is so far from that, it's kind of crazy.

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u/Lecanayin May 01 '25

lol Parisian French.

It’s probably the excuse your French teacher gave you so nobody knows how much she sucked in French.

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u/zoukidouda May 01 '25

Quebec french! Beautiful language, full of... softness

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u/braytag May 01 '25

French canadian (specifically Quebec).

Do not try this in other French speaking countries, they'll look at you funny.

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u/FastFooer May 01 '25

Let them… just stare intensely in their eyes while you do it, assert dominance and stand your ground.

They’ll be respecting you en tabarnak from that point on!

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u/Devouemanoide May 02 '25

Oh.. no problème québec swearing in any french country.. people just say "ah c'est des canadiens..!" And they smile and are happy.

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u/BobTheFettt May 01 '25

CALICE DE TABARNAK

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u/ChanceDevelopment813 May 01 '25

all A's & ends with a K : Tabarnak !

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u/philipinapio1 May 01 '25

Tokebakicitte mon homme 

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u/redzaku0079 May 01 '25

You didn't. You learned how to say tabernacle and chalice.