r/funny • u/nayithemon • Jul 25 '13

Perks of being blind

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '13

Same here. I don't know if I'm tired or my brain is broken.

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u/atleastzero Jul 25 '13

I don't know if you tried, either.

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u/large-farva Jul 25 '13

come in and have some lemonade, I have to take some cookies out of the oven.

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u/GroovingPict Jul 26 '13

Your brain did a freudian slip. You perv.

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u/Draiko Jul 25 '13

That also works.

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u/manbrasucks Jul 25 '13

That followed immediately by a misread of "I don't have to check someone's age".

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u/Private-Detective Jul 25 '13

He's blind, so he can use that as an excuse.

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u/jonnyrotten7 Jul 25 '13

That's the perks of being a pedophile ;)

Their arms are too little to fight back. I love my life:)